One who has a passionate obsession for Hedi Slimane (former menswear designer of Yves Saint Laurent and Dior Homme). This includes, but is not limited to memorizing reference codes of his clothes, selling organs to fund a Napoleon Jacket, listening to only runway music from his shows, staring at other men's bottoms to check out if they have Dior jeans on, being able to recognize the amount of wear or washes (hopefully none of the latter) someone's Dior's have just from seeing them being worn, naming your kids after Hedi, and fasting to shorten the time until Hedi returns to fashion (and to get a better fit in his clothes!).
Hedislimaniac (pointing to man on street wearing Dior's): "WHOA! That dude over there is wearing the Jakes (Reference Code:7H3111080585) in size 28 from Fall/Winter 2007 Navigate by These New Puritans. He soaked them once in cold water after three months of wear, no hemming, those could easily fetch up to $600 on eBay, maybe $780 on yahoo.jp"
Friend: "You are such a hedislimaniac."
Friend: "You are such a hedislimaniac."
by ojerd October 10, 2009
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"Ugh, did you see how hard X is trying to be boho?! She thinks she looks like Mary Kate... but I know she gets up at 5:00 to be ready for school at 7:00. What a faux-hemian!"
by a neo-maxi-zoom-dweebie February 11, 2006
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jonathan hedman is a really nice guy. He is often seen stoned or taking hits of his minifit ( vape or juul). He will laugh at all your jokes or even just to fill a silence. He is extremely funny and will leave you in a fit of laughter. He is an incredibly good kisser. When hes not playing cs, fortnite or grounded, you will see him on his scooter.
person 1: " have you seen, Jonathan Hedman lately?"
person 2:"yeah, i saw him on his scooter with his juul yesterday."
person 1:"really? im surprised he wasnt high."
person 2:"me too."
person 2:"yeah, i saw him on his scooter with his juul yesterday."
person 1:"really? im surprised he wasnt high."
person 2:"me too."
by samisawesomexd February 24, 2019
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Get the hadia mug.Hadia is the most beautiful girl living. She laughs all the time but when she is alone she cries. If she start liking your, you’re the lucky. She is really lazy but super smart. She will always go for the people that doesn’t like her back but at the end the people will like her back because she is the sweetest human being. When she loves she won’t stop caring. She is hurt deep inside. Hadia is thick and a lot of guys are after her butt but when they get to know her they will go for her personality. DONT LET HADIA GO, KEEP HER IN YOUR LIFE. Hadia is the best.
Him-Ooh that’s Hadia
Him2- yes that’s Hadia the best girl on universe
Him- I am in love with her and her eyes are unique 😍
Him2- yes that’s Hadia the best girl on universe
Him- I am in love with her and her eyes are unique 😍
by Moneer January 26, 2020
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1. Man, I've got to get out of Port Hedland.
2. Nothing stays white in Port Hedland.
3. Let's go into town for the annual Port Hedland Beerfest.
2. Nothing stays white in Port Hedland.
3. Let's go into town for the annual Port Hedland Beerfest.
by nadollar January 27, 2010
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