n: The gnarliest, nappiest, most tangled thicket of pubic hair known to mankind.
Many different species of animals may inhabit the possum's haystack, because of the multiple ecosystems grown over time.
Nobody really knows how people become inflicted with the possum's haystack, however, experts do believe that it could possibly obtained from little to no maintenance to the "under rug" for many, many years. The condition, however, is fatal.
Many different species of animals may inhabit the possum's haystack, because of the multiple ecosystems grown over time.
Nobody really knows how people become inflicted with the possum's haystack, however, experts do believe that it could possibly obtained from little to no maintenance to the "under rug" for many, many years. The condition, however, is fatal.
Reginald M. Nooker was the most famous case of possum's haystack. He did not trim his pubic hair for 39 years. His hair follicles were so overactive that they did not grow long, but thick, and tough, and they curved back and around in every possible direction. He broke many chainsaws simply trying to find his penis.
by SpaceDonkey January 24, 2011
Get the Possum's Haystack mug.Mike Clark liked to laugh at pictures of men modeling nude. If they had a small penis and a hairy scrotum, he would say that their package looked like a " MOUSE ON A HAYSTACK ".
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another name for a thrift store. it refers to way back when someone would search for a needle in a haystack, only this time it's not a barn it's an old building with lots of old junk that is hip to search through.
Person 1: hecka dang! where did you get that boss jacket?
Person 2: I was bikesploring in the mission and found it in the urban haystack!
Person 2: I was bikesploring in the mission and found it in the urban haystack!
by hellathatguy October 16, 2007
Get the urban haystack mug.1. An expression used to explain something that is extremely obvious. It is the exact opposite of the expression: "Finding a needle in a haystack".
2. A novel by Stephen Jay Gould entitled: "Dinosaur in a Haystack : Reflections in Natural History".
2. A novel by Stephen Jay Gould entitled: "Dinosaur in a Haystack : Reflections in Natural History".
1. Hipster 1: Dude, I can't find my Hey Arnold dvd's anywhere.
(They lay in the middle of the floor)
Hipster 2: Yeah dude, it's like finding a dinosaur in a haystack.
2. Hipster 1: Have you read "Dinosaur in a Haystack : Reflections in Natural History"?
Hipster 2: No.
(They lay in the middle of the floor)
Hipster 2: Yeah dude, it's like finding a dinosaur in a haystack.
2. Hipster 1: Have you read "Dinosaur in a Haystack : Reflections in Natural History"?
Hipster 2: No.
by ArnoldAndHelga September 14, 2009
Get the Dinosaur in a Haystack mug.1. the essence of living life passing the least amount of friction possible
2. acknowledging one's longing for an unrequited love
2. acknowledging one's longing for an unrequited love
"he seems really quiet/mysterious, whats up with that guy?"
"well hes a vapor in the frozen haystack if you ask me"
"i miss my girl, i might just stay at home thinking about her like a vapor in the frozen haystack"
"well hes a vapor in the frozen haystack if you ask me"
"i miss my girl, i might just stay at home thinking about her like a vapor in the frozen haystack"
by perockups August 15, 2009
Get the vapor in the frozen haystack mug.Common nickname for ramen due to its similarities to the traditional corn chip, bean and salad dish popularised by the Seventh-day Adventist movement.
“Hey, that Japanese Haystack looks delicious!”
“Oh, it’s so good. The ramen chef has been developing his recipe for years.”
“Oh, it’s so good. The ramen chef has been developing his recipe for years.”
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