having a normal one

Having a public meltdown on the internet, usually on Twitter.

Jonathan K. Businessman, having a normal one, released a string of dozens of tweets today repeatedly denying that he was was a furry, was involved in securities fraud, or was in any addicted to tentacle porn. The tweets, phrased in Elizabethan English, compared the S.E.C. to the Horned King, a character from the Disney movie "The Black Cauldron."

by the birds and trees December 22, 2018

Having Motion

Getting to the money, regardless of the circumstances.

“I’m really having motion for real!”

by SlapDaddy June 30, 2022

Die-Harding

Driving close up behind an emergency vehicle to get through traffic. A technique used in Die Hard 3: With a Vengeance. Extra points if you called in the emergency yourself.

Traffic was a nightmare last night so I called an ambulance and was Die-Harding for 15 blocks. Saved me 45 minutes.

by RoadRageRay December 5, 2013

Steve Harrington

A recurring character from Stranger Things
.a former jock
.mother of the year
.devoted to his 4 kids and his baseball bat with nails in it
.clearly the best character of season 3
.official mother of Dustin

Example 1:
Friend: who is the best mom to ever exist?
Me: Steve Harrington
Friend: But he doesn’t have kids
Me: Are you forgetting Dustin, Lucas, Will and Mike?

Example 2:
Me: Sorry I can’t come out today my younger cousins are coming around
Friend: Wow you’re such a Steve Harrington.
Me: I’m gonna take that as a compliment

by SteveHarrington’sbitch❤️ July 19, 2019

Having hoes

The act of a woman/man having many males/females attracted to them, trying to get with them, and competing for them. One may say such hoes will drop things on a dime for them, do and buy things without them asking, and generally just be an available person, regardless of sexual contact or not

Having hoes like JJ does must be nice.

by WhateverB January 4, 2017

sir harrington

When you take a big ol' dump, you sit facing the wall and enjoy a cup of tea and set your books on the toilet.

"I took a sir harrington last night and damn it was so relaxing"

by LOYBANKS October 3, 2013

Kit Harington

Kit Harington is a British actor, who is mostly known for his role as Jon Snow in HBO's Game of Thrones. He's also fucking hot.

Girl 1: "Kit Harington could get it in, if you know what I mean"
Girl 2: "Gurllll, tell me about it. I would and I could in every position"

by swaggyswagyolohipsterswagger November 6, 2014