Handukka

another name for a hand job

I was sitting on a plane with a blanket on my lap and the slam piece sitting next to me gave me a handukka.

by iluvhandukkas February 10, 2010

Hanukkah Head

The act of giving or receiving head from a spouse or partner all 8 nights of Hanukkah. On the final night your partner MUST swallow no exceptions.

Ethan: what did you get for Hanukkah this year?
Jeff: I’m not getting anything from Julia this year since she is participating in Hanukkah head.

Ethan: That’s sweet wish I had someone to do that with

by Hanukkah Harry’s left nut November 29, 2021

hanjukim

1.A person who is sexually attractive, attractive, or exciting
2.

She’s so hanjukim… OMG I think Im getting a little horny..

He looks so hanjukim in jeans.

by Ontly Dictionary November 17, 2022

hannukaust

A hilarious and disgraceful conflation of the Jewish holiday Hannukah with 'holocaust' for vaguely comic effect. Careless use can result in a six-year prison sentence.

First coined by bittersweet folk rockers Vaginal Jesus on the album 'Affirmative Apartheid'.

Happy Hannukaust, Shlomo - next year in Jerusalem, eh, ye hook-nosed twat?

*sirens*

by Lord Grimcock September 11, 2007

hanukah bush

when a girl doesn't shave her downstairs for 8 days during the Jewish holiday of hanukah, thus creating a bush

Mike was warned not to go down on her because she was growing a hanukah bush to celebrate the holiday

by ElleSinga December 30, 2011

hanukkah

8 nights of latkes, fried greasy potato pancakes, for dinner, and having to "try" to act excited. It is hard to pretend but I dont want to make my Mom and Dad fell bad. OK, the candles are fun but my mom wont let me play with the matches and is worried the house will burn down if I lite the candles or I might burn my fingers, but really, can't you spare even one magic elf bring us toys too. I am a good boy. Honest.

Dear Santa, do you have any magic Jewish elves to spare around Hanukkah? See my sister says you know Yenta Claus? Is there really such a person or not? Is there really a Hanukkah Harry? Who is this Santa Cohen and are any of them magic elves? Are they really jewish too? Is Yenta Claus real? If that is true ask her not to forget me. Just say I am good and to give me an ipod.
I love you, Thank you Jacob

by JacobSeth121899 September 22, 2006

Hanukkah tank

A tank of gasoline that lasts longer than one would expect. In reference to the Jewish tradition of Hanukkah, in which oil for their candles lasted for eight days and eight nights by divine intervention.

I haven't filled up in like two weeks. It's a Hanukkah tank.

by The Notorious B.A.C.H. July 2, 2009