Ewan Hanley

The biggest bender you will ever meet. He is always egotistical and brags about the size of his cock all the time
that guy is such an Ewan Hanley
by bob marely-09876543 June 19, 2019
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Framing Hanley

Third best band. Right up on the podium with Breaking Benjamin in 2nd place and the Beatles in 1st.
Framing Hanley is a three-member (used to be five at their peak) rock band from Tennessee formed in 2005.
Someone out there in the whole wide world: "Hey, what do you think about Framing Hanley?"
me: "better than Paris Hilton at least"
Urban Dictionary: "👍"
by 7568ino December 23, 2023
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Hanley Freeze

A spicy milkshake that was made by Hec Hanley. A Hanley Freeze is most commonly made of mint chocolate chip ice cream, V8 vegetable juice, and Mt. Dew Code Red. This is one of Hec's favorite drinks. If you want something creamy, but with a sweet and tangy kick, try a Hanley Freeze - one taste and you'll be Hanley'd!
Hec: Hey Bryant, you thirsty? You want a Hanley Freeze?

Bryant: Sure! But what's in a Hanley Freeze?

Hec: Oh, its great! All it is is mint chocolate chip ice cream, Mt. Dew Code Red, with V8 juice thrown in it for spicy. Its delicious, honey. Here, I'll make you one. (He makes a Hanley Freeze)

Beatrice: What's that? Is that some sort of crazy cocktail drink?

Bryant: Yes! Its a Hanley Freeze. You'll love it. Here you go, Gunny Granny. Knock that back, see what you think. (Beatrice tastes the drink)

Beatrice: Wowee! The creamy coolness of mint, the sweet red tang of the cherry, plus the spicy burn of vegetables. This would be a hit if we sold it.

Hec: Did I do good? Is the Hanley Freeze the bomb? (Everyone starts slapping high fives)

Bryant: Hanley Freeze - the ultimate in cold and oldies!
by Dusty's Baby Powder July 18, 2011
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hanley banks

hanley the littlest boy in the class and that is 11
hanley banks is so little
by hanley banks October 26, 2020
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hanley banks

hanley the littlest boy in the class and that is 11
hanley banks is so little
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hanley banks

hanley the littlest boy in the class and that is 11
hanley banks is so little
by hanley banks October 26, 2020
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