Wankering

The act of getting wankered

I've had a long week Jim. I'm hankering for a wankering!

by homunculus123 April 29, 2020

Tom Hanking

Slang for male masturbation. Most commonly used to annoy a girl called Emily, who loves the actor Tom Hanks

“I walked into my housemates room while he was Tom Hanking it”

by Kaye1255 December 11, 2018

Harketing

The practice of giving relentless verbal or written abuse to customer service employees, usually after having received less than satisfactory service.

You have recieved bad customer service, you ring up the company responsible and give them a tirade of authoratitive statements (patronise if need be) until your will is obeyed. i.e. ring them up and give them a good Harketing.

by BenC May 13, 2006

Hammering Nails

When someone is falling asleep in a sitting position then wake up as their head leans down (repeatedly), resulting in a hammering motion.

guy 1:Look at Craig Hammering nails over there!

guy 2: I don't blame him this class is a total snooze fest

by LynchMaster69 November 8, 2018

jan hammering

To play the 1980s synthesizer piece "Crockett's Theme" by Jan Hammer provocatively to pedestrians from a moving vehicle.

Hey Barry, we should totally go out jan hammering.

by E W Cooke April 10, 2010

heckering

When you proceed to drink so much you start making up new words.

Oh crap, he's heckering right now.. just made up some word called kipe.

by NrdPmp November 3, 2013

Hatering

The act of one man thrusting his penis into another man's penis.

Can also be used as 'hatered'.

Andrew: "God man my dick is so sore!"

Jon: "What the fuck?"

Andrew: "Dude some guy Hatered me so hard last night!"

Jon: "Dude, you can't just be hatering all the time or your dick will split in two."

by BigDickMcThunderStick February 23, 2014