Handshakes with Snakes

Handshakes with Snakes

Verb: (ˈhan(d)ˌSHāk/,wiTH/snāk-S/) Orig: Victorian England c. 1535(AD)

Slang verbiage, historically meaning "clandestine hand-jobs with strangers".

Modernly, it is used in conjunction with, or to replace the verb "fap" or "fapping" in groups(strangers or otherwise).

#fap #fapping #dickjokes #selfiecentered

#buffalobill
#snakecharmer
#mongooseit
#shakethesnake #righthandonly

#mansworld
#feelthefap
#handshakeswithsnakes
#micdrop
#outsnakeyou
#secretsnake
#hideAsnake
selfie centered
handshakes with snakes
#hsws
#handshakeswithfakes
#nlfakes
#hipsterflakes
#crunchyswing
#judgingyou

Secretly, Chris likes handshakes with snakes because it's a nice way to bond with his friends, who enjoy secret handjobs.

#fap #fapping #dickjokes #selfiecentered

#buffalobill
#snakecharmer
#mongooseit
#shakethesnake #righthandonly

#mansworld
#feelthefap
#handshakeswithsnakes
#micdrop
#outsnakeyou
#secretsnake
#hideAsnake
selfie centered
handshakes with snakes
#hsws
#handshakeswithfakes
#nlfakes
#hipsterflakes
#crunchyswing
#judgingyou

by HotDawg Hallway June 16, 2016

The Coffey Handshake

The act of placing one's anus on their partners nose and shitting furiously onto their face. This became a common act in Ireland in 1916, when Irish wives would shit on their partners face before they fought the British. A Coffey Handshake is most commonly used nowadays to make sure a partner doesn't cheat on another partner.

As the morning dew settled Bonny sat her greasy asshole on top of Frankie's pointy nose. She then began to release a flurry of shit onto Frankie's face and into his nostrils. This was The Coffey Handshake, so Frankie wouldn't fuck that thot , Paula at work.

"My wife gave me The Coffey Handshake the other night"

by Fannymcfee October 21, 2017

Predator Handshake

A handshake from the 1980's movie "Predator" between Arnold Schwarzeneggar & Carl Weathers - This handshake is so epic that it is thought to have given birth to Chuck Norris.

"Dillon" - You Son of a Bitch! Predator Handshake & Awesomeness commences....

by Matt- Moo October 13, 2011

Mackin Handshake

When you meet a girl at a bar and end up fingering her at the bar or right outside the bar in an adjacent alley. It happens so quickly, it is practically during the introduction.

Person #1 - "Hey where did Mark go?"
Person #2 - "He is in the corner giving some bitch the Mackin Handshake"

by M.Boy October 12, 2010

Tarkatan handshake

when your arm breaks so that the bone is sticking out and you use the bone as a dagger like weapon.

Person 1 I saw this kid yesterday break his arm and use the bone as a weapon

Person 2 oh you mean a Tarkatan handshake

by qbal02 April 3, 2013

tom brady handshake

When a girl puts on your 4 Superbowl rings and gives you a hand job.

Me: So what happened with that girl last night?
Joe Montana: Not much, I just got a Tom Brady handshake.

by MattyM1 September 23, 2015

Sad boy handshake

When two or more persons light eachothers cigarettes simultaneously.

I need a cig let's sad boy handshake

by Jersey Mike's Footlong Sub September 23, 2017