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Ghetto Handsfree

It is when you see a person from the ghetto who puts their cellphones between the bandanna, headband or hijab and their ears, so they don't have to hold the cellphone with their hands, but cannot afford a regular headset/handsfree.
Look at that chick dawg, she has a ghetto handsfree.
by Osiris_god December 1, 2009
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Handsfree

1. (Noun) A person who engages you in sexual activity whilst your mind is elsewhere. Derived from 'Handless Wanking' in which the dirty state of mid-pubescent teenager temporarily returns as you are sexually gratified whilst thinking about another girl.

2. (verb) Any act of lone sexual gratification which simulates real sex by refraining from the use of hands.
1. "I don't stand a chance with that hot chick by the bar but i'm not going home empty handed. Maybe that ugly girl in the corner will be my handsfree while i close my eyes and think of Jenna Jameson."

2. "Man it's my 40th birthday and i'm still a virgin... i'm guna go home and put my dick in the hoover. I've been handsfreeing for 20 years"
by DanJayUK October 22, 2007
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am just on me handsfree at the mo mate
by dilbert scrunchie June 18, 2003
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Y Tu_Freeman Hand-Chop

A motioning gesture of the hand that results from the explanation of the degree of SEXUAL APPEAL one has towards a taboo.

How to proceed with gesture: with your hand and 5 fingers or as many as you possess, do a horizontal hand chop (that planes off) originating from the northwest sector to the southeast quadrant......finishing with a brief yet humorous....word...."DONE"....this has thus been dubbed the y tu_freeman hand-chop.
The Scene girl with bunny ears was so hot....{{INSERT Y TU_FREEMAN HAND-CHOP}}...."DONE!" It would only get better if she had the body modification laces up her back with a cheek ring.
by CHIP the STUBBZ MCGEE March 20, 2009
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