cunt's hair

Small ammount or short distance.

I missed that shot by a cunt's hair.

by jkits July 9, 2006

emma's hair

most beautiful thing you've ever seen

have you seen her hair?
yea she must have Emma's hair.

by kabobs June 14, 2015

Gandalf's Hair Dye

When an old man with a very long grey beard braids his beard into braids and proceeds to shove the braided beard into a woman's asshole, leaves it in there for a few hours, and pulls it out, leaving his beard brown rather than grey.

Gandalf: my grey beard makes me look old
Frodo: go Gandalf's hair dye it
Gandalf: thankyou Frodo, can you help me unbraid it when I'm finished

by VirgilVanDijk4 May 4, 2020

fartface990’s hair

“ fartface990’s hair” is when your hair smells like harry styles hair

eww your hair smells like “ fartface990’s hair”

by Cowboyhop June 2, 2021

Calvin's Hair

A phenomenon that occurs under Calvin's hat. Its existence is unknown and is rumoured to quite literally be nothing.

What's under Calvin's hat?
Calvin's Hair.

by funnynumber6969696969 May 3, 2023

finer than a frog's hair and twice as cute

Meaning to be fantastic and then some as and added complementing yourself finer then a frog's hair

How are you today? Well I'm finer than a frog's hair and twice as cute .

by Perfect person 123 December 17, 2017

George's hair

George's Hair, adjective, noun.

The expression "George's Hair" was coined as an adjective describing something that does not change physical state, though it can also be used to describe an unchanged emotion or opinion. The phrase can also be used as a noun to characterise someone with an undeterred attitude. "George's Hair" actually does refer to the never-varied style of George's literal hair.

1. (In the physical state) "Has my ice melted?" "No it's George's Hair"
2. (In the emotion/opinion) "Do you STILL think 80's hip-hop is cool?" "I'm George's Hair in the matter"
3. (As a noun) "Go on, have a cigarette Jon" "But I don't want to smoke" "Oh don't be such a George's Hair"

by Al Burt Ross July 23, 2008