Haywagon

A most admirable, desirable, intelligent, attractive person whom most look up to. To call someone a Haywagon is among the greatest of compliments in most cultures. EVERYONE WANTS TO BE A HAYWAGON!

"That Gandhi sure was a haywagon!"

"Haywagon! Could you help me with things I cannot do myself?"

by EOTE July 7, 2013

haglag

A person who has sex with literally no body

Person1 "So did you shrodenfroida Lily yesterday"
Person2"no shes such a haglag"

by Lobbaly October 2, 2017

Haswags

Old clothes

Hey what’s up with those haswags?

by Wshsg October 9, 2018

Haywaggie

People of the mountains of Caucasus. Yeehaw people. Yee Yees. Hillbillies.

Guy 1: Yee Yee!

Guy 2: Haywaggie.

by Lil_Soso September 24, 2019

Hagfag

Gay man who is so comfy around women he makes them uncomfortable.

Coined by genni woods

Omg Stacy! Sam tried to grind on you again? He’s such a hagfag!

by Pigsncupcakes January 28, 2022

Hagtag

A tattoo on the lower back of an unattractive overaged woman referred to as this solely because she's unattractive and especially if she's forwardly flirtatious and unembarrassed of the tattoo

That's not a tramp stamp that is a hagtag

by Cidscin February 16, 2023

hagdagl

Legally robbing a person for all of their nickels

My dear sir, why hast thou hagdagled me?

by The Shenanigizer December 12, 2024