Effie hagan

Ugly. Follower of the lord in an extremely annoying way. Never showers. Clingy. Attention addict.

Ew. Theres Effie Hagan, a gross know it all.

by Dash-face-butt November 5, 2018

brendan hagan

He goes to holy cross and he gets zero bitches.

Hey Tyee uk that faggot down there, I think his name is Brendan Hagan.

by Allah I akbar February 10, 2018

Wet hagan

A wet hagan is the act of being covered in tar and feathers nailed to a tree, and then being brutally fucked in the ass by a donkey

Breaking news: a new corporal punishment was just added to the justice system called a wet hagan!

by anonymous May 16, 2022

Oscar Hagan

An orange ginger dumbass who usually takes a piss out of everybody.
His insta is…….who the fuck knows his insta!!!!?
Nobody cares man

Yo did you see that strange looking ginger over there?
Bruh it must of been an Oscar Hagan

by TheAnkleBreakerHimself November 21, 2021

Hagan

To campaign for and take offence to something to inflate ones self worth.

Stephen: I just hagan’d the shit out of coon cheese

by Jshiz13 August 5, 2020

Hagan Rivet

This guy is thick. That includes wallet and body. Eats well fucks hard. Careful if you look like a mode you will be instantly attracted to him.

Bella: “hey did you see that guy over there omg”
Lindsey: “yes holy shit Hagan rivet has the biggest cock ever”
Bella: “you hooked up with him?”
Lindsey: “yea he broke my back had to go to the hospital, but it was totally worth it”

by Big long monsta April 21, 2023

Hagan

Hagans get no bitches, 0 play

Hagan smith gets no play, 0 girls like him

by Rachelandmaddoxinabush March 14, 2022