A sorry excuse for a game in which you can chat, swim, play and do a lot of other fun exciting things...
...with child molesters.
Basically designed for people that found RuneScape too hard, Includes: perverts, small children, morons, scammers, hackers.
It gets a lot of bad reviews, mainly because the lack of things to do, the generally pointless P2P, and the graphics. Which look like they were done by monkeys.
Currently one of the most popular 'Games' to get an E-Girlfriend/boyfriend on who is either 7 or 50.
...with child molesters.
Basically designed for people that found RuneScape too hard, Includes: perverts, small children, morons, scammers, hackers.
It gets a lot of bad reviews, mainly because the lack of things to do, the generally pointless P2P, and the graphics. Which look like they were done by monkeys.
Currently one of the most popular 'Games' to get an E-Girlfriend/boyfriend on who is either 7 or 50.
Person: Hey what's up!
Person2: Playing Habbo, can't talk i'm in the middle of a game.
Person: Well i was wondering, want to go out somewhere at the week end?
Person2: Nah, i gotta play Habbo, my Boyfriend i met yesterday might leave me if i don't see him
Person: Jees, why would you want to date someone you don't even know? Habbo must be really sad...
Person2: OH MY GOD WHY DID YOU SAY HABBO WAS SAD, I'M NEVER TALKING TO YOU AGAIN.
Person: Goon.
Person2: Playing Habbo, can't talk i'm in the middle of a game.
Person: Well i was wondering, want to go out somewhere at the week end?
Person2: Nah, i gotta play Habbo, my Boyfriend i met yesterday might leave me if i don't see him
Person: Jees, why would you want to date someone you don't even know? Habbo must be really sad...
Person2: OH MY GOD WHY DID YOU SAY HABBO WAS SAD, I'M NEVER TALKING TO YOU AGAIN.
Person: Goon.
by skrewi lui November 14, 2007
Get the habbomug. Habbo is a website for prepubesent kids. Habbo has chat rooms but instead of a having a chat room page, its a hotle room where kids have to spend real money to buy virtual furenture to decorate their rooms. Each user has make their vinallia white skin in real life into black or mexican skin in the game. The kids on the website as people out in the game and stand in a blank hotle room and put * around verbs to do something like *touches*. They also have hot or not games but everybody looks the same so it defeats the purpose.
Prepubescent boy: Hey wanna go to my vitural habbo hotle room and type things
Prepubescent girl: Sure
Prepubescent boy: *has sex with*
Prepubescent girl: *moans*
Prepubescent girl: Sure
Prepubescent boy: *has sex with*
Prepubescent girl: *moans*
by HILLARY CLITON FUCKING SUCKS March 9, 2008
Get the Habbo mug. a stupid game teenagers play and pretend to be babies or get habbo boyfriends or girlfriend.
this game is highly addictive and you will have no life
thankyou.
this game is highly addictive and you will have no life
thankyou.
girl: omg sarah im on this game called habbo hotel and i have this boyfriend and omg he is sooo hot and we had habbo sex and omg ive been on it like 18 hours straight today and i bought all this furni and last month my mobile phone bill was 2000 dollars im soo rich on habbo its so fun but addictive you should join !!
sarah: UMM ill pass, im not a stupid little teenager with no life .
GO PLAY IN TRAFFIC YOU NOOB!
sarah: UMM ill pass, im not a stupid little teenager with no life .
GO PLAY IN TRAFFIC YOU NOOB!
by kazzzz ! January 10, 2008
Get the habbomug. Where supposed "bloods and crips" come to dress up in blue and red, and fight eachother, for what "set" is the best. when real bloods and crips do not go on habbo.
Habbo Person #1: wat set u reppin?
Habbo Person #2: cripz, bitch
Habbo Person #1: im blood bitch, get out of here before i kik your virtual a$$
Habbo Person #2: cripz, bitch
Habbo Person #1: im blood bitch, get out of here before i kik your virtual a$$
by fierrobrian November 1, 2007
Get the habbomug. A stupid place full of stupid people. I know many who are addicted to this... uh... pile of something... The mods do NOTHING, so the place is full of hackers and scammers, and "habbo clubbers" who think they're the best 'cause they get more clothes and hairstyles. Seriously, if Habbo was real life they would have nothing. And probably don't, as they are a bunch of losers with no friends.
Also, you pay real money for fake furniture. REAL MONEY! YOU WILL NEED THAT, YOU FOOLS!
Also, you pay real money for fake furniture. REAL MONEY! YOU WILL NEED THAT, YOU FOOLS!
Joe: Duhuhuhuhu... Hey Tom I've been playing Habbo for five weeks straight and I'm an HC!!!!
Tom: Dude, get off your computer and come outside...
Joe: BUT THIS IS LIKE BEING OUTSIDE! IT'S REAL LIFE SIMULATOR!!!!
Tom: No it isn't. Now, I'll be leaving, but don't come to me if that game ruins you...
*5 weeks later*
Joe: NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! I've been hacked!!!!!!!!! AND THE MODS DID NOTHING!
Tom: I told you not to come to me... see ya.
So, Joe lost Tom, his last friend.
Tom: Dude, get off your computer and come outside...
Joe: BUT THIS IS LIKE BEING OUTSIDE! IT'S REAL LIFE SIMULATOR!!!!
Tom: No it isn't. Now, I'll be leaving, but don't come to me if that game ruins you...
*5 weeks later*
Joe: NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! I've been hacked!!!!!!!!! AND THE MODS DID NOTHING!
Tom: I told you not to come to me... see ya.
So, Joe lost Tom, his last friend.
by Il Fantasma June 8, 2009
Get the habbomug. by dw March 23, 2003
Get the habbomug. habbo is a social networking thing were teens with no friends and no lifes go to make friends have cyber S3% pretend to be babies have gf's and bf's with other teens all over the world
by ohshit!! June 27, 2009
Get the habbomug.