horseshoe penis 

A horseshoe penis is one that completely bends around and aims at the owner.

Pegrum got with this girl, but instead of jizzing on her, his horseshoe penis ended up jizzing on himself.

horseshoe penis by guglido April 12, 2008

horseshoe crab 

this is a sexual act between homosexual men where one man adjusts his penis in such a way that it makes a horseshoe shape where the tip is near his belly button. this hole is then penetrated by the other man. the term comes from the horseshoe appearance of the first mans penis.

Gay guys like to horseshoe crab each other.

horseshoe crab by makingyourday December 11, 2011

Horseshoe hangover 

When you've been riding horses all day and you're too hungover to have sex.

"Kim's been competing in the horse show all day and her horseshoe hangover is too bad to have sex with Richard"

Horseshoe hangover by Carissa_explainsitall June 23, 2018

horseshoe joke

when you make a joke about a horseshoe

you probably shouldn't make a horseshoe joke

oh its OK my friend is fine with it

horseshoe joke by Rudespider July 1, 2020

Horseshoe Maneuver 

a sexual act involiving the female to drop a load in her own vag. it involves the woman pooing and arching it into her vagina and then horseshoeing it back and forth. with enough practice you can perfect the balance. first performed by newton to demonstrate the laws of gravity

Riki was confused when Danielle said that she wanted to practice the horseshoe maneuver that night.

Horseshoe Maneuver by Rob and Kevin Esquire September 30, 2007

Horseshoe Theory

It's called horseshoe theory because all the people at either extreme tend to have been kicked in the head by a horse when they were kids.

Kill all the kulaks! They are a subversive element that is a danger to civilized society!
Kill all the Jews! They are a subversive element that is a danger to civilized society!

-Horseshoe theory in action

Horseshoe Theory by I support whatever is funni November 6, 2022

horseshoe nipples 

When a guy has these, its pretty cool. They are just nice nips!

Girl: "Whoa check out that guy's horseshoe nipples!"

Other Girl: "Yea, i would love to play a game of horseshoes with those!"

horseshoe nipples by Johnny Blastman March 16, 2010