Hairdresser

The act of using a woman's vaginal discharge post coitum to slick your hair back like an italian mob boss

"How do you get your hair to stay slicked back"
"I use the Hairdresser technique"

by McDickNass September 26, 2025

Best-hairdresser-itis

Someone who is really helpful but can't (or won't) help themselves.

From the saying "The best hairdresser will never receive the best haircut"

Alice: I'm tired of looking out for everyone when nobody looks out for me.
Bob: You've got a sore case of best-hairdresser-itis

by Coox1e May 15, 2025

Hairdresser's syndrome

This is when someone in business says that they could do something so much better than the person or company you used before.

Everyone will be familiar with going to a new hairdresser for the first time and they will invariably ask' who used to do your hair?' and then proceed to say how badly they did it and why you are right to have came to them (even though they are likely to make a bigger dog's dinner of it)

The same also applies for any service you used, 'who did your garden last?', ' who do you use to clean your windows? ', 'who did your last marketing campaign?' - criticism from a new provider is hairdresser's syndrome.

Householder to friend "The new gardener couldn't believe how bad my previous gardener was"
Friend " There's a surprise, that's just hairdresser's syndrome! Your new guy has done an even worse job as far as I can see"

by Big Davie 2 November 28, 2021