Effie hagan

Ugly. Follower of the lord in an extremely annoying way. Never showers. Clingy. Attention addict.

Ew. Theres Effie Hagan, a gross know it all.

by Dash-face-butt November 5, 2018

Tiny hagan

You only know this kid if you know him. Racist guy.. don’t throw erasers at him or he’ll loose his nuts trying to figure out why in the hell the sky is falling in math. If you are Tiny Hagan you can’t fight for the life of you either.

You know Tiny Hagan? Yeah that kid can’t fight for shit

by YoudoNOTneedtoknowwhoiamlove August 16, 2022

Wet hagan

A wet hagan is the act of being covered in tar and feathers nailed to a tree and then being brutally fucked in the ass by a donkey

Breaking news!: a new corporal punishment was added to every school system in the nation called a wet hagan. More on this later!

by Bubble_bee_outside May 16, 2022

Hagan Rivet

This guy is thick. That includes wallet and body. Eats well fucks hard. Careful if you look like a mode you will be instantly attracted to him.

Bella: “hey did you see that guy over there omg”
Lindsey: “yes holy shit Hagan rivet has the biggest cock ever”
Bella: “you hooked up with him?”
Lindsey: “yea he broke my back had to go to the hospital, but it was totally worth it”

by Big long monsta April 21, 2023

King Hagan

A poor monarch, specifically one that should be dethroned.

King Hagan is a shit monarch and should be dethroned

by TonyCheese February 7, 2018

Oscar Hagan

An orange ginger dumbass who usually takes a piss out of everybody.
His insta is…….who the fuck knows his insta!!!!?
Nobody cares man

Yo did you see that strange looking ginger over there?
Bruh it must of been an Oscar Hagan

by TheAnkleBreakerHimself November 21, 2021

brendan hagan

He goes to holy cross and he gets zero bitches.

Hey Tyee uk that faggot down there, I think his name is Brendan Hagan.

by Allah I akbar February 10, 2018