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Gwyneth

Ligit the weirdest person ever. She loves Gravity Falls, and totally isn't obsessed or anything. She is extremely intellectual and artsy. At first she may seem like an introvert but she will eventually open up to be a very social and socially-awkward butterfly. She may not be the prettiest but you should just give her a chance.
Gwyneth would never create her own definition and make her sound amazing.
by Fhehbeje help July 7, 2018
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Gwyneth

A girl called Gwyneth is one of the most amazing people you will meet. She’s beautiful and popular, and is usually sporty.

If you are good friends with a Gwyneth, she is loyal and won’t tell your secrets.

A Gwyneth’s bad side is how she gets distracted easily.
(random person 1) So, what’s your girlfriend called?
(random person 2) Gwyneth
(random person 1) Wow! Keep her forever!
by quaranTEEN :) April 12, 2020
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guyneth

A girl who is sweet, kind, smart, goofy, intelligent, beautiful and an amazing friend to have. She will always be there for you and help you out with your problems and will never judge you. She can be a little spoiled at times but doesn't Bragg or even likes to bring it up at times. Overall guyneth is just an amazing person in general. She is also a bold and brave.
Guyneth loves kenny, and also kenny loves her.
by Guyneth June 30, 2021
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Gwyneth

the most beautiful girl. she will be your best friend but you will still fall for her. she is a little dark and likes demons and black but everyone loves it. she will have many friends but only 2 besties one will be like her and love demons and dragons but the other will will love unicorns and pink. she will be strong and good at art and have great handwriting. her eyes melt the background and her smile fills then room with light. she is funny and caring and kind. she will automatically have people who can't stop crushing over her but she will only fall for one girl. so if you ever meet a Gwyneth don't loose her because she's the best.
I love Gwyneth
by lesbianlovee February 20, 2021
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Gwyneth

A great friend that can help you with anything. A person that will give you an honest answer to any question you give her. A friend you can trust from the start.
Gwyneth is a great friend to have in your life.
by Penguin and potato April 17, 2020
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Gwyneth Paltrow

She's an actress and a total different breed... She named her children Apple and Moses for whatever reason and she made candles that smell like her vagina and her orgasm. Coming back to the acting, she had better roles when she was younger but the movies were not it to be honest.
Everyone thinks she's very good looking which I personally don't get.. I guess it's cause she's blonde and skinny and that's a beauty standard

Oh and latest news: she beat up a guy and then skied away
Q: Who's that woman with the weird candles?
A: Gwyneth Paltrow
by Tonyswh0re3000 August 5, 2021
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A strange young man who can be found lurking in the shadows and who only comes out when necessary.

He keeps very quiet and then will attack you with his mindless, scarring words.
That Detective Top-dollar Cowboy Cassius Claudius Klar Pinwheel Kane PHDMD (in gynechology and psychology)just keeps getting sneakier and sneakier!
by Mallate April 2, 2005
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