gurgio

The last bits of cereal not even big enough for half a bowl.

"nah I'm not having gurgio for breakfast"

by samba déjà nay da duh duh duh November 4, 2015

Gurgled

The process of working extremely hard at a difficult work project only to be subjected to the uselessness and stupidity of your incompetent asshat coworkers incompetence that, through some fucking miracle of god, gains the praise of
Your management for taking credit for all your hard work.

Worker 1 - “ I’ve finally completed the process mapping and it’s been a long road but I’ve got this figured out. I shared it with Dan to have a look”

Worker 2 - doode he took your work to the boss. She’s praising him for it with no mention of you. You got GURGLED AGAIN!”

by OHMBICORP January 12, 2019

Gurglers

Used to describe a pokie machine that’s ploughed through your recently received pay check rougher then Nollsie ploughed through that Thai brothel.

Davo: “Big reds on the fucking gurgle Yohan let’s chuck a pineapple in the Mexican instead”
Yohan: “they are all gurglers Davo you stupid fuck”

by DavoSlots September 12, 2019

gurgling sewer

The sound that is made when one person (man or woman) grapefruits another person (man).

See definition of grapefruiting

Used in a sentence: “she gave me the best grapefruiting last night while I was watching the teenage mutant ninja turtles on tv; the gurgling sewer noise was so loud I hade to crank up the volume to 42! “

by DialUpDaddy March 22, 2020

Poopsie Gurgle

The release of air from the vagina; a pussy-fart.

"That isn't what you think it was," says girl on toilet. "It wasn't a fart, it was a poopsie gurgle."

by smallone1234 February 4, 2010

Salty Gurgle

When a woman is done giving a male a mouth hug, instead of swallowing, she gurgles the steaming load in her throat.

Hey Thomas, your mother performed the salty gurgle for me last night.

by The Salty Gurgle January 15, 2009

Death Gurgle

The desperate and final wimperings of an exboyfriend/exgirlfriend gasping and pleading for one last chance in the relationship. This almost always occurs 2 or 3 weeks after you have already checked out of the relationship and most often gurgled after 2 am.

Often times the "Death Gurgler" will include an acknowledgment that there may not be a response (and that's ok), in an attempt to save face, thereby making themselves look more pathetic.

The "gurgle" is never done face to face, always via text/email/voice mail.

For example, the following could be a late night Death Gurgle email:

HI!! Dont really know what to say... :/ ahhh.. listen... i know you probly already have a BF but it would be nice to maybe take you to lunch or something.... i want to talk to you...im not trying to get back together soo dont trip!! Its just you cross my mind often and a little piece of me falls apart.. it hurts i wont lie!! i hope everything in your new world is the way you want it!!! your a great chic and deserve it... eitherway if you contact me or not i understand. i know you hate me!!! I'm sorry that i fell apart on you/us! Please take care of yourself.... :)

by phattim August 27, 2009