A retard who plays the guitar.

Pronounced "g-ee-tard" - with a hard "g", and emphasis on the "ee" sound.

Applies particularly if excessive guitar-playing has caused or contributed to the retardation.
Chuck has been playing Smoke On The Water for the last seven hours.

What a guitard!
by Pipe Downn October 12, 2008
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A retard that tries to play the guitar but fails like all retards do.
by EMRAT February 19, 2003
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The inevitable state attained when a normally skilled guitar player loses said skill after over-imbibing in alcohol and/or other narcotics, and can no longer play a normally easy song or riff.

Note: normally this is used only by the guitar player him/herself, as those in the vicinity are likely also too inebriated to notice the guitardedness.
1)Fuck! I'm guitarded. 2)I'll play you this song unless I'm already too guitarded.
by Kdott December 3, 2006
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means retarded but with a guitar.
hey dat was soo guitarded.
by jk October 28, 2004
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Someone who must alway start a fight over getting to play the "Guitar" over the "Bass" when playing Guitar Hero, or Rock Band.

Also See Basstard
Joe: I am playing guitar, the bass is stupid so you can play it.

Mike: Quit being such a Guitard, We can switch every other song
by Gamewizard 546 September 21, 2009
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Someone who can't play guitar
Max: Hey do you like that band?
Jesse: Nah man their guitarist is a total guitard.
by Wavyhill52 November 24, 2013
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a stupid guy who trolls the internet, and say all music is crap except kurt cobain.
guitarded: im so stupid
other guy: yes we know that.
by digurl July 13, 2005
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