Guan Kiong Teh

A semi-heterosexual male who insists on trying to convince others that he has immense knowledge in various unknown subjects that know one knows. When one such person who has concrete knowledge does appear, he hides back into the guan kiong cave to live in exile with his fellow batu cave bats. Guan Kiong Teh is secretly, the Malaysian batman.

eg. Guan Kiong Teh : Yeah the French here is slightly wrong, it should be this.
Actual person who knows French: Actual, *speaks fluent french* it is perfectly correct.

Guan Kiong Teh : knn smlj

by Lim "GraffikMonkey" Zhi Hua September 19, 2013

Yo wa guan piff ting

yo wagwan piff ting

The phrase 'Yo wa guan piff ting', is the mating call of roadmen, which are native to the UK.

This phrase is used to get the attention, mainly of basic white girls with a Starbucks Coffee in one hand and an iPhone 7 in the other.

For reasons yet unknown to science, the rejection rate of roadmen who use this phrase is astronomically high. Despite the high rejection rate, a number of roadmen are baby fathers by the age of 16. Rest assured that roadmen will live on.

When broken down, the phrase can be translated into normal English.

Yo - A common phrase to get attention.
Wa guan - A bastardised patwan phrase, used to ask what's up or what's going.
Piff - Superior to average.
Ting - An object.

Roadman - Yo wa guan piff ting, can man snap you like?

A girl with common sense - Wasteman.

by Mannyonthemap0161 December 13, 2017

guan chian

To describe someone who has the potential to make someone else mad within 3 seconds

You are such a guan chian.

by i am the memest meme February 20, 2020

Guan

Smokin ass fly babe. She the most cute clumsy gurl I eva met, you could pump her up real nice. Yeah

GUY 1: Man you see that
GUY 2: Yeah a guan allright, she broke up manin she free!
GUY: What, I must be dreamin

by Bboyzberollin98 September 2, 2016

Guan

Best looking guy there is and must be a ProGamer. Anyone named Guan has a very cute pet that everyone loves

I wish i was a Guan

by Guan the best November 22, 2021

Guan Zeh

Fastest guy on earth. A pure genius, humble, small, sometimes an idiot. Always first for everything. Likes to stay at home and rarely go out with friends. Loves to wear white shirt

Guan zeh is the smartest guy on earth.

by aguerooooo November 22, 2021

toh wu guan

A male sexual artist，like to fuck sissy.
Try to be attractive but always fail

toh wu guan like to cum beside the road in order to attract cunt.

by 731731 November 22, 2021