Guadalupe S.

n.
1. A beutiful, caring, and intelligent girl.
2. One who always listens and provides advice.

Quit bugging that Guadalupe with your problems, one person can only help so much!

by sKeEt 2 dA bEaT March 4, 2005

guadalupe sunrise

a super shot of Patrón and Vicks Dayquill if one gets sick after hard night of partying and wakes up with a hangover but wants the party to continue at home

Joe: Dude, I know its 9 A.M., but lets keep this party going.

Dave: Man, your sick. We shouldn't keep drinking.

Joe: It's all good, man. I'll just have a guadalupe sunrise to get my juices flowin.

by TaintSniff McGillCutties October 8, 2013

Guadalupe and Eduardo

Is a two couple that can work together in a team and they both have so much fun and they support each other family. Guadalupe give every love to Eduardo and he try to give her every thing to make him happy

Guadalupe and Eduardo are the best couple because they can do a lot of things together

by Master cookie dough 374 November 21, 2021

Guadalupe wake up call

When someone defacates on their sexual partner in a hotel room while they are asleep, usually passed out drunk. Then the person is awakened by housekeeping full of feces. This is also known as a Maryvale Mudslide, only a Maryvale mudslide isn't restricted to hotel rooms.

Last night I did something I'm not very proud of. I gave Nancy a Guadalupe wake up call and she's pretty shitty about it.

by Chinooks64 July 9, 2023

Guadalupe wake up call

When a guy or girl is awakened by housekeeping at a hotel/motel and see they were defecated on while passed out drunk.

Aw man, Chino was so pissed off at Monique last night, he took her back to his room, and she had the ol Guadalupe wake up call...
Housekeeper-"knock knock, housekeeping.
Monique-"Uuuugh...what the!!"

by Chinooks64 July 9, 2023

Guadalupe Sucks Joseph’s Dick Day

On May 13th Guadalupe gets on her hands and knees for Joseph’s dick.

“Lupita you know what day it is right?”
“Oh you talking about-
“Guadalupe Sucks Joseph’s Dick Day, now get down.”

by daelynfr May 9, 2024

Maria Guadalupe

Name for a woman usually of Mexican descent. Pretty,very intelligent, very unlikely to be ghetto, does not like ugly people, is very successful. She will surpass any obstacles put in front of her, takes life as it is, and will keep going no matter what- a diamond the rough - This girl, who is renowed for her ability to drive you mad, but also bring you joy at the same time, will refuse to accept how beautiful she actually is. She is Sexy, cute and Nice - all wrapped in one package. Don't take her for a fool.

"She is a total Maria Guadalupe - both sexy & sweet at the same time."

by Spanish_Eyes August 23, 2011