guy1 1: nigga u look like a been bag that been sat on
you: guacamole nigga penis
guy 1: *crys*
crowd: OOOOOOOOOHHHHHH
you: guacamole nigga penis
guy 1: *crys*
crowd: OOOOOOOOOHHHHHH
by wise nigga guru June 02, 2021

The first word that was invented. Has lot's of religious meanings behind it but there are not so many people left that understands the meaning. You're only alowed to use the word in sexcaves and at disneypark.
Phil Swift named his son after the powerful word.
Phil Swift named his son after the powerful word.
Mom : U gay nigga?
Son : No G U A C A M O L E N I G G A R E F R I G E R A T O R P E N I S
Mom : im so sorry son, i will never ask u something like that ever again, wanna fuck?
Son : I mean.... we are in alabama so why not
Dog : guacamole nigga refrigerator penis
Son : No G U A C A M O L E N I G G A R E F R I G E R A T O R P E N I S
Mom : im so sorry son, i will never ask u something like that ever again, wanna fuck?
Son : I mean.... we are in alabama so why not
Dog : guacamole nigga refrigerator penis
by wallah March 08, 2019

my mom: COME DOWN DINNERS READY!
me: *comes down*
dinner: *actually ready*
me: ๐จ๐ถ๐ข๐ค๐ข๐ฎ๐ฐ๐ญ๐ฆ ๐ฉ๐ฐ๐ณ๐ฏ๐บ ๐ฏ๐ช๐จ๐จ๐ข ๐ฑ๐ฆ๐ฏ๐ช๐ด ๐ญ๐ข๐ถ๐ฏ๐ฅ๐ณ๐บ ๐ฃ๐ข๐ด๐ฌ๐ฆ๐ต
my mom: what
me: i said guacamole horny nigga penis laundry basket
random black guy: the fuck did you just say?
me: *comes down*
dinner: *actually ready*
me: ๐จ๐ถ๐ข๐ค๐ข๐ฎ๐ฐ๐ญ๐ฆ ๐ฉ๐ฐ๐ณ๐ฏ๐บ ๐ฏ๐ช๐จ๐จ๐ข ๐ฑ๐ฆ๐ฏ๐ช๐ด ๐ญ๐ข๐ถ๐ฏ๐ฅ๐ณ๐บ ๐ฃ๐ข๐ด๐ฌ๐ฆ๐ต
my mom: what
me: i said guacamole horny nigga penis laundry basket
random black guy: the fuck did you just say?
by Godly superior epic gaymer May 02, 2019

Guy #1: "Bro last night was crazy!"
Guy #2: "What happened bro?"
Guy #3: "I was talking with my younger cousin and she guacamole nigga penis'd me!"
Guy #2: "What happened bro?"
Guy #3: "I was talking with my younger cousin and she guacamole nigga penis'd me!"
by penis holderr 340 July 12, 2023

a meme of a white man say, "guacamole nigga penis" several times on a video. the video soon blew up for its funny and racial nature
person one - "bro have you seen that new meme?"
person two - "what 'new meme'?"
person one - "the 'guacamole nigga penis' one."
person two - "dude! thats racist as fuck!"
person two - "what 'new meme'?"
person one - "the 'guacamole nigga penis' one."
person two - "dude! thats racist as fuck!"
by joeishandicapped February 05, 2025

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