Groton

Home of the worlds best submarine base, 50 years ago. Now it's just a submarine base.

shipmate1: I want to get orders to Hawii.
shipmate2: I want orders in Groton.
Shipmate1: What's her name and how long have you known her?

by zebraspot August 6, 2005

Groton

While also being a place, Groton is mostly used in context to reference the Groton school. Filled with idiots, the Groton School is hated by all except those who go there. Other schools hate it because all the people who go there think they're amazing, and the locals hate it because it sucks in every way imaginable. Groton is especially know for having really arrogant students who think that being rich is the same as being smart. Groton accepts any retard who lies on their application, believing that lies are better than the truth. Cheating is accepted at Groton, as thats how most people at Groton will live their lives in the future; by cheating off of other people's hard work. It is also common knowledge that kids who attend Groton enjoy sticking broomsticks up each other's asses for fun. Stupid, Spoiled, and Ugly Whores are also a common sight at Groton. But then again what would you expect from a school with a fuckin zebra for a mascot.

Hey, do you go to Groton?
No, I actually have friends 'cause I'm not a spoiled little bitch.

by Nivman May 25, 2008

grutintary

grutintary is a word to describe how idiotic ones sentence is.

"That was a very grutintary sentence"

by The grutintary man 9-11 December 18, 2017

groton, Connecticut

A place often mixed with Groton, Massachusetts. A place full of boats and schools. Everybody there hates the other social classes and every other school they haven't attended. Near the world famous FoxWoods Casino, and Mohegan Sun Casino. No notable sports teams, unless you count the boating teams. Probably one of the most expensive places to live, but its worth it because you don't have to deal with gangs or violent crimes. Though you will have to deal with people saying its better than everywhere else (because it is) and people that deserve to be on r/iamverysmart.

Person 1|. Want to go to groton, Connecticut for vacation?
Person 2| Why?

by Onionboi April 24, 2018

Graton

A very large line of snortable psychoactive substance. Comes from the joining of the word 'great' and 'faton' (which is a shortened version of 'fat one')

I did that many gratons of MD last night, I was typing my emails out on a line of ket. (This literally happened to me before, no joke.)

by Ben. E. Factor September 24, 2021

gritona

Loud mouth

She’s a real gritona, hollering at the men inside Mitla bar…

by constance Butgereit November 29, 2021

Glutonic

Glutonic- gluttony mixed with a dash of iconicism

She ate like ten bags of dick she is so glutonic

by Tuntybunty March 6, 2025