Groitch

1. The area of the body used for bongo-tapping; a combination of groin and crotch.
2. An outstanding accomplishment in life, usually making another person feel like a cock goblin in the process.

My groitch hurt after I was kicked in my ding-ding.

Hendo totally groitched Bisbing.

Happy birthday grandpa! You just got groitched.

by Richard Tickler November 28, 2009

Gronchy

What a car or truck or motorcycle is like when the shifter requires several throws to achieve the next gear, the reason being anything from a maladjusted clutch plate to a set of synchronizers that have burned out.

First gear to second in this thing is gronchy.

by Farty McCrablice March 21, 2017

Gronch

The amount of force behind a shit. Goes good with the song "Under Pressure" by Queen

Dude my gronch is building. I need to be passing legislation

by Applejacks1898 December 29, 2014

gronch

To crush and/ or mangle something.

"I gronched my burger when I sat on it."

by Shannon Bell December 28, 2005

gronch

1. To eat someone's food without permission.

History: Gronch is an onomatopoeia for the sound of eating a crunchy food.

Don't be gronchin' my almonds, foo!

by BongTokinAlcoholic June 30, 2005

groutchy

How a Cooter gets when sober

Cooter needs a drink...he's groutchy!

by Reboot January 1, 2004

Grotched Necker

A grotched necker is a grimey, rotting and wretched shaft of a penis.

"I can't stand to see any man with such a grotched necker" ~ Misheard Prostitute from Red Dead Redemption

by RoboticNixon July 25, 2016