d-granite

Extremely hard but at the same time most unstable and volatile element in the universe. Decays instantaneously to water upon contact with anything else whatsoever. Thus far detected only once in the vacuum of an ego-centrifuge, where it probably was created by the extreme condensation of an ego with utmost unnecessary self-esteem surplus.

Don't burst into tears, you little piece of d-granite!

by Dr. No 2000 January 13, 2011

Granite Run Mall

shittiest fucking mall ever. that doesn't stop the kids from coming here though.. this mall becomes a 2nd home to teenagers in the area during winter when it's too cold to walk around state street. it's not like there's anything better to do.

Pretty soon every store in the Granite Run Mall will go out of business except Panda Express and Auntie Anne's, because that's where all the kids go.

by mediakid2009 January 6, 2010

Granito

to blatantly take one person's work and reproduce it for monetary gains without giving credit to the original creator of said work.

Look up Rob Granito Is A Fraud on Facebook, ALmost 3000 people and growing!

Man, I saw your work at the convention, some other dude was selling it!

You've been granito'd!

by Monkeyb0y April 14, 2011

granite surfing

The act of snowboarding on slightly iced roads by tying a rope to a moving car and holding onto that rope as you try to stay on the snowboard.

Scottie: The roads just froze over, you wanna go granite surfing later tonight?
Mack: Sounds good, lemme go get the car.

by StuckInChantilly February 18, 2011

Granita

Younger hipper alternative for women that don't want to be called grandma

Can you believe mum wants to us to call her granita. Let's roll with it. Wonder if it will stick

by Lintodavo September 23, 2016

on granite

the highest, hardest level of an erection that can be reached.

Thinking about Jane had me on granite, shortly before passing out from the blood loss from my cerebrum.

by rhenvar June 19, 2010

Gronkitis

Gronkitis is a chronic illness suffered by athletes. An athlete that has Gronkitis is very injury prone and will probably sit out a lot of games as a result of those injuries. This disease is named for none other than the New England Patriots Tight End Rob Gronkowski, who suffers from this condition. Gronkitis is a fusion of Gronkowski and Bronchitis.

Example 1)

Dude 1-Derrick Rose has only been in the league for 5 years and I swear he's made at least 17 comebacks from injuries.

Dude 2-Yeah he too suffers from Gronkitis.
Example 2)

by In.The.AM October 23, 2013