groblet

A person holding an iron skillet who is hideous to the point of disgust

Did you see that groblet in math class?
Yeah, he looked like a fat kid named Nathan that plays goalie. Disgusting!

by Rodrick McMillan January 18, 2021

googletard

n. A person who can't find things on Google. They're unable to understand the concept of keywords and generalization, and can spend hours searching for something on Google that a normal person can find inside a few minutes.

Maria: "I'm trying to write a paper on the presidential race and I can't find anything about it on Google."
Cindy: "Huh? That's inconceivable."
Maria: "I've been searching for an hour."
Cindy: "What are you searching for?"
Maria: "I put in WHO WILL WIN THE RACE NEXT YEAR?"
Cindy: "You're such a googletard. Search for 'presidential race 2008'."
Maria: "Oh. This thing is so hard."

by ClimbingTheLog February 6, 2008

googletube

An ethernet cable.

You got any spare googletubes?

by hintss May 17, 2016

Googlet

How to pronounce Google+ without sounding like a douche.

Can anyone spare a Googlet invite?

by Pinktits July 1, 2011

Googlet

When you are reading through an online text and you come across an unfamiliar reference which causes you to stop where you are reading and make a quick visit to Google to lookup the meaning, this side trip to Google is referred to as a googlet.

Chris: What about Hank Steel?

Bill: hank you for that little googlet, Chris.

by Monica Slatskaya July 2, 2011

groggety

Feeling slightly urked and pissed off.

Feeling a bit groggety as my webby added a little he-man extra to a comment of mine with a . and a ,

by The Mamma with the Quan and her secret Cyberwoo-er. December 23, 2007

Groaglet

Small pellet poops, like a rabbit, goat or woodland animal shits. Looks like a pile of cholocate marbles or pebbles.

Usually no more than 1/2 inch in diameter. Groaglets drop from your bum into the bowl in steady evenly paced 'kerplunks'.

If you just pooped a tidy little pile of glosette raisins, you pooped groaglets.

If your cheeks are being splished and splashed as you drop shitballs like a machine gun ejecting shells on full auto- groaglets.

by spronez May 5, 2011