Grapefruit Chair

Louis Tomlinsons dick

Harry sat on a grapefruit chair

by Directioner123456789 April 14, 2013

mind grapes

Brain, mind, thoughts.

From 30 Rock:

Jack: Jack Welch has such unparalleled management skills they named Welch's Grape Juice after him, because he squeezes the sweetest juice out of his workers’ mind grapes.

Liz: That doesn’t even make sense.

Jack: No, it doesn’t, does it. I wrote it down in the middle of the night.
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Tracy (to writers): What else is on my mind grapes?
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Tracy (to Kenneth): I got something on my mind grapes I need to talk to you about.

by 30 Rock November 6, 2007

Grape Spritzer

A drink created by a black stripper shoving a squirt bottle of Deer Park water directly into her pussy and then shooting it back out like a water fountain. The correct way to drink a Grape Spritzer is to get your head in close to the pussy and start lapping, like a dog over a sprinkler.

Hey man, let's get Shanice and her friend Indigo back over here and get another Grape Spritzer.

by Kyle Crawford January 2, 2008

scrote grapes

Old Suffolk slang for testicles

I just put my scrote grapes on Laurie's face

by Jeff Warburton June 9, 2021

ass grapes

hemorrhoids

If you push too hard, you might pop ass grapes. Therefore; you should maintain a diet high in fibre.

by cherry_bomb October 30, 2008

Bust a grape in a fruit fight

Typically means a person is weak and will talk a lot of shit but when it’s time to fight they wouldn’t attempt to swing.

Yo that bitch talk a lot of shit but wouldn’t bust a grape in a fruit fight what a pussy ass hoe.

by Gotdagoodshit December 4, 2018

Grape queen

The hot girl at Planet Fitness that drips her sweat on the tootsie rolls to give them the delicious grape flavor.

Tastes grape flavored tootsie rolls... yep, a grape queen has been here.

by Mark Smithman January 21, 2019