ass grenade

An ass grenade is a shit that has so much force behind it, the shit explodes out of your ass, smashes into the water of the bowl and causes a huge wave of shit-sprinkled water droplets all of over the walls and floor.
This is the shit equivalent of a 500 pound man jumping off of a two story building into a one foot high swimming pool.

The end result leaves shit-shrapnel everywhere!

1. Who in the hell ate the "dog-zilla" from Byron's? Whoever did left a huge ass grenade in the bathroom and should clean it up!


2. Who pulled the pin on the ass grenade?

by Matthew Maday January 14, 2004

Greek candle

The greek candle is a game where the contestants have to put a candle in their anus to hold it. Once the candles are lit, the first one to chicken out because of the pain due to the burning wax loses.

I won the greek candle contest and now my ass is burning

Me and the boys were hanging out at this EDM festival greek candling by the tent.

by GreekCandler2000 July 29, 2016

Greeky

Being a geek about Greek Mythology

Eww! Greek Mythology? She’s so greeky.

by Rian Stone March 31, 2020

Greek Bath

Similar to a Roman Bath but only involves people of the same sex. Another good ol' fashioned orgy.

Oh man we were so drunk this past weekend we almost had a Greek Bath!

by Greco69 March 7, 2021

Tim Allen’s Hand Grenade

The act of nutting and having it french kissed into your ass while yelling “It’s Tool Time!”

Hey I heard some slut French kissed Aden’s nut up his ass, she gave him Tim Allen’s Hand Grenade

by HeyKaiLookI’mOnUrbanDictionary January 3, 2020

jump on the grenade

a.agreeing to distract the skanky friend of the hot babe your buddy is trying to score. NOTE: should you get carried away with your good deed and end up getting on the beast, your pal is forbidden to ever speak of it.
b.a real man's legal duty.

Okay man, I'll talk to the fat one and you can get on with the hot blonde. I'll jump on the grenade for you tonight.

by spitfire May 9, 2004

Greekism

The act of hating on someone because of the fraternity or sorority in which they are a member

Frat Bro 1: “Fuck that kid bro he’s in ZBT what a pussy”

Frat Bro 2: “That’s some greekism bro he’s probably chill”

by snapes March 19, 2021