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Greenwald

Verb.

Past tense: greenwalded. Past participle: greenwalded.

Definition:

To go out of your way to silence, harm and endanger a weaker person for the "crime" of expressing free thought - by way of grotesquely exploiting power & influence - and then to whine like a hypocritical little bitch when called out by everyone around you for the very same harm you've caused.
Example:
"Hey man, you remember how that rich, well-connected fuckface screamed 'censorship' after he pulled strings and got some lady fired, stalked and threatened just for commenting about feeling excited seeing the president arrive?"
"Yeah, I read about that dickless douchbag. He totally Greenwalded her."
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Greenhalgh

The most coolest guy around who also has a love for food.They make you laugh by abusing themselves over their own weight.
That guy is so greenhalgh
by DaftDean May 12, 2011
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Greenwald

To misrepresent a more intelligent person's superior argument, typically on social media in the form of poorly written material under the guise of journalism.
Jessica now realized her argument was obsolete, there was nothing left for her to do but greenwald her opponent on twitter.
by Fuck SJWs April 13, 2016
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greenwald

verb. Past tense: greenwalded; past participle: greenwalded.

To misrepresent a more intelligent person's superior argument typically on social media in the form of poorly written material under the guise of journalism.
"Jessica now realised her argument was obsolete. There was nothing left for her to do but greenwald her opponent."
by boompyrasta October 15, 2016
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Greenhaven Mouse

all the asians that live in greenhaven/pocket area. They all come out at night with their marlboro smooths and you can usually tell where they were kickin it...cuz youll find hella butts and spit all over the ground. they all drive together like 4 deep slappin..cuz they all got it like that

you can find them at the local grocery store or coffee shop posted after closing hours...mainy buckthorns, starbucks, belair,hoa viet,freeport area...sometime they travel to laguna and you can find them at inNout or tops!
tracy...! what are you doing at bucks at this hour your definitely a greenhaven mouse! oh fuk.

hey you greenhaven mouse let me get a smooth!
by coridori October 22, 2008
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Greenwalding

getting sexual pleasure from sniffing people's hair.
"And then Chris started Greenwalding me!" said Noura.
by Jessica M Hennessy (peace) November 26, 2007
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greenwalding

Building a logical, fact centered case, with biting sarcasm, against someone, usually a politician or member of the media -- who is guilt of hypocrisy, wrongdoing, or incompetence.

A proper Greenwalding is done in such a manner that there is very room left for the accused to logically or factually refute those assertions.
Greenwalding

It's anything but surprising that President Obama has chosen Elena Kagan to replace John Paul Stevens on the Supreme Court. Nothing is a better fit for this White House than a blank slate, institution-loyal, seemingly principle-free careerist who spent the last 15 months as the Obama administration's lawyer vigorously defending every one of his assertions of extremely broad executive authority. The Obama administration is filled to the brim with exactly such individuals -- as is reflected by its actions and policies -- and this is just one more to add to the pile. The fact that she'll be replacing someone like John Paul Stevens and likely sitting on the Supreme Court for the next three decades or so makes it much more consequential than most, but it is not a departure from the standard Obama approach.
Glenn Greenwald, Salon.com
by gary_7vn May 11, 2010
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