Acting like a granola bar

In essence, when one is acting like a granola bar, it means that they are acting in an unstable and unprecedented manner, that it evokes concern to all individuals nearby. Like Nature Valley Granola Bars, which tend to disintegrate easily. If an individual's mental health and overall lifestyle is showing signs of decline and instability, one could say that they are acting like a granola bar. In closure, to act like a granola bar means that you are fucking Wilding and acting crazy asf.

Person 1 background: recently lost their job, about to be evicted, has gotten numerous restraining orders in the last few days, hasn't taken care of their hygiene in a long ass time, and is doing black tar heroin on the double.
"Hey bro, you see that thicc ass Boulder near the highway?"
Person 2: "yeah what about it?"
Person 1: " yo we should like totally drive full speed towards it, it would be like so poggers lol"
Person 2:" imma be real with you, you have been acting like a granola bar recently, I think we should have an intervention"

by reformedshibainu January 14, 2022

Granola Bar

When a bitch succs your dick, then shita on it, and then you cum at the same time

Hey yo, your mom gave me a granola bar last night.

by sHaggy642 October 1, 2021

Granola bar

What the true meaning of friendship.

C2: Granola bar

Other C2: Granola bar

C2: Granola bar

Other C2: Granola bar

C2: Granola bar

Other C2: Granola bar

C2: Granola bar

Other C2: Granola bar

C2: Granola bar

Other C2: Granola bar

C2:

by THE REAL MAYO MAN May 18, 2021

C2's Granola Bar

A granola bar that c2 stole. Only c2s call them this. Everyone else calls them "stolen granola bars."

Person 7546: Wow, C2 has a LOT of granola bars!
Person 1: That isn't c2's granola bar, it's MINE!

by THE REAL MAYO MAN April 12, 2021

granola bar baba grill

Is this how bored you got.

Person 1: Andrea is my granola bar baba grill

Person 2: I quit my job.

by IhopeIdrinkwater April 28, 2022

Granola-Bar

A granola-bar is a device that is used to create friendships with C2s. Creating what is known as the C2's granola-bar effect.

C2: You forgot to bring a granola-bar today?

Person 8888: sorry, I forgot.

C2: It's ok.

Person 8888: Really?

C2: Sure... So long as you bring me 2 granola-bars tomorrow!

by THE REAL MAYO MAN April 21, 2021

Granola Bars

Granola Bars are food-like items used to create friendships with C2s. More powerful than any fruit snacks.

C2: Want to be friends?

Person 67493J: Sure

C2: ...

Person 67493J: ...

C2: Where... Where are the Granola Bars?

by THE REAL MAYO MAN April 25, 2021