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Granny

The annoying character that always hits you with a Bat
Granny:I see you
Me:How DAFAQ does she see me?
by sandman236 July 5, 2018
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The annoying character that hits you with a baseball bat
Playing granny then granny comes and hits me with a bat
Me:WTF?
by sandman236 July 5, 2018
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A creepy ass game and she will sense u if ur in her rom she will kill u on day 5
Wow granny is awesome
by I don’t have a name July 28, 2018
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Normal Person: "Still struggling to not be furry Job? "
Granny
by Kek me July 31, 2018
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A horror game and she is crazy and so fucked up
She is crazy

She must be a granny
by Ahloa simultaneity October 11, 2018
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she’s very very dirty minded but she is funny and knows how to be there for you. i love you granny!
by scajawea March 2, 2020
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Granny A virtual reality game that is much to scary and much to real. Persons with high blood pressure, previous medical issues - including heart attacks and seizures, anxiety, senior citizens and impregnated women should avoid playing this program.

It is all fun and games until she is summoned, due to lack of data I cannot inform you what may happen when she gets a hold of you - there are no known survivors to share their experiences. If attempting to summon Granny PROCEED WITH CAUTION.

To begin summoning you must write her name on any object. The first sign of her presence will be someone familiar calling your name in the exact spot that her name was written, you will not be able to detect who is calling your name and from which direction but it will be loud and clear. The next and last sign will indicate she is getting closer to you will be that her name is crossed out where you wrote it, this proves she has been there.

If u continue to get weird vibes I suggest you sleep with one eye open because after summoning her she holds the power and leaves you in serious danger that could quite possibly create a traumatic and devastating outcome.

SUMMON GRANNY AT YOUR OWN RISK!
“Dude I heard you summoned Granny! Pfftttt good luck, see you in hell
by ._.unknown July 14, 2020
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