GrandFather Sauce 

GrandFather Sauce Meaning: A man of the age 60 or older's diarrhea

Bob: Wholly shit it smells like GrandFather Sauce, Dave, Do something about it.

GrandFather Sauce by Dick Ass Fuck Bitch Cunt Cock June 15, 2018

Grandfather Stitch 

The extra stitch added to episiotomy (taint) sutures to make the vagina just a little bit tighter after child birth.

“You need to ask the doctor to give her a grandfather stitch to return that cooch to factory-new condition.”

Grandfather Stitch by steve-o-reno September 5, 2010

grandfather slap

when someone slaps another person in the same fashion as a bitch slap, except with more seriousness and with an intent to harm.

bob: "god damn! that dude just bitch slapped that man to the ground!"

bill: "no bob, that man just got grandfather slapped."

grandfather slap by grandfather3 November 3, 2010

grandmothers string 

grandmothers string is a magical invisible string that gives you the uncanny ability to randomly develop skills that give you the capability to skateboard, no sorry ROCKboard down the sides of waterfalls and jagged rocks, it also helps ytou find your way to a singing boy, baracaded in a cave inside of goblinland

do not worry for i have grandmothers string....are you comming?

grandmothers string by OMG YAY May 4, 2008

Grandfather spoon 

Also known as serving utensils - can be used for spoon, fork, knives

Can we get a grandfather spoon to scoop this soup?!

Grandfather spoon by wxgharvard November 1, 2021

pickle me grandmother 

Expression of shock or disappointment.

Australian colloquialism made popular by the character Ted Bullpitt in the 70's sitcom "Kingswood Country".

(synonym) "D'oh!"

Pickle me grandmother !! The wog's just crashed into the Kingswood !!

pickle me grandmother by doc brown October 6, 2007

grandmother 

any kindly, sweet old woman who will happily boost your self-esteem and write you letters and love you. tends to know lots of neat old songs and obscure, off-color jokes. generally much cooler and less scary than one's actual mother.

be nice to your grandmother- or you'll wind up in hell.

grandmother by dagger_grrl February 20, 2004