Grade Digger

Girl who only talks to you for help with her classes.

"Yo, who was that chick at the union?"
"Nothing, grade digger"

by localhoax December 16, 2006

Garden Jobs

A job which many strive for but few achieve success in. It is called a "Garden Job" because if you are attempting to succeed at this career, you should probably plant a garden to make sure you don't starve. A few examples of "Garden Jobs" would be an artist, a famous actor, a YouTuber, etc. Often many young people have convinced themselves that, despite the odds, they will succeed at these Garden Jobs, only to have their dreams crushed.

Me: Man, Dave needs to get his head out of the clouds. He thinks he'll become a millionaire on YouTube.

Friend: Ikr, he needs to get realistic and stop dreaming about all of these Garden Jobs.

by Wynaut_Porque July 25, 2018

7th grade

Let’s be honest we’re all the worst version of ourselves in 7th grade

Person: *has thought about 7th grade*
Same person: *starts cringing*

by Thick boy 69 69 69 December 28, 2020

Kentucky Zen Garden

The act of defecating in someones kitty litter and blaming it on the cat.

After John accused me of urinating in his dresser I decided to give him a Kentucky Zen Garden just to put the icing on the cake.

by TeeterShindiggsBigD October 27, 2010

Asian Grades

A = Average
B = Bad
C = Crap
D = Dead
F = Fucked...

"Asian Grades" are alot different
an A doesn’t stand for awesome anymore, it stands for average.
B stands for bad. because when you make a B, you are below average. all the other asians are making A’s.
a C stands for crap. that means youre doing terrible. your parents are gonna probably lecture you, gonna yell at you, gonna spank you a few times.
a D stands for death. your parents are gonna threaten to kill you.
an F stands for fucked cause you know what? your parents are gonna probably abandon you, send you to boarding school, terrible things.

by RdizzleFoshizzleMynizzle October 29, 2009

Wem Grade

The worlds Shitest grade of marajawana from a shithole place called Wem in Shropshire

Usually has pieces of glass and other nasty shit mixed in.

That weed is so shit, probs Wem grade..

by Wag1holla@me May 20, 2015

eighth grade syndrome

its when some kids you know suddenly tries to act cool like they are the main character of a show.but mostly its just childish delusions for example like when you see someone trying to act like a anime character then you know he or she has eighth grade syndrome.

student in the same class:Hi my name is steve what's yours?

eighth grade syndrome kid:Hello,i am the hero of this world ad i will defeat every evil i see.

by nav15 January 2, 2016