Gov'nor Style

Jerking off with your non-dominant hand with reverse grip to feel like someone else ("the Gov'nor") is giving you a handy.

For when "numb hand" or "stranger" is unfeasible.

I got 5 minutes before class. No time for a stranger. Might as well go Gov'nor Style.

by georgpls October 17, 2020

GOV'D

The same as being Punk'd. Also the same as getting got...

Girl.. I think I was gov'd today by Susie...

by Pamper88 September 16, 2022

gov gang

a gang made up of government ops

I want to be in the gov gang!

by tfiwsrolyat😝😝😝 June 7, 2024

ebay.gov

A website where you can buy illegal drugs that will make you Spiderman.

I bought an illegal drug off of eBay.gov, and now I'm Spiderman.

by Mcnuggetsast October 13, 2019

Healthcare.gov

Verb: to fail miserably at the only job you have, to be a complete waste of time and money

In philosophy class this week Netflix healthcare.goved when an episode of "Everybody Loves Raymond" wouldn't load.

by ThatGuyFromPhilosophy November 19, 2013

'Ello gov'na

A British greeting originated in the southernmost parts of the United Kingdom, most commonly associated with Cockney speakers. It may be interpreted as a lowbrow way of saying "Good day to you." or simply "Hello, sir/miss." and it is thus often used by non-British speakers of English to create a comical effect of sorts, or just to make fun of that specific dialect.

Hello there, Nigel! Smashing to see you, old boy!
'Ello gov'na!

by Moshmellow June 19, 2010

www.creedthoughts.gov\creedthoughts

A website mentioned in "The Office", set up by Ryan Howard for Creed Bratton that is actually a word document where Creed publishes his thoughts.

Creed: www.creedthoughts.gov\creedthoughts. Check it out.

Ryan: (to cameraman) Last year Creed asked me to set up a blog. Wanting to protect the world from being exposed to Creed's brain, I opened a word document on his computer and put an address on top.

by maya with the papayas January 12, 2018