Gorilla

The physical structure of a woman that has key features that go above and beyond of being that of a man. The woman posseses arms that are equal in size to Popeye the Sailor Man, breasts that can act as personal floatation devices for a downed 767 plane and an acne covered face that is so scared up that she makes Freddy Kruger look like Brad Pitt. These women are also noticable by their eating habits. They are know to consume whole brotwerst with a single swallow and are seen consuming whole special entree's before any one else in the area has a chance to try them. The Gorilla also likes to travel in packs and their is always one that dominates over them all. The alpha of the group is usually well hated by their groups, known as fat packs, but as long as food is provided for the group, the other gorillas are satisfied.
Frank:"Kyle, what is that giant object over their with half a brotwerst crammed in the back of her throat."

Kyle: "Well Frank that is what we call a Gorilla. I'd stay away from her because if you startle her while she's eating she may get angry and become over protective of her food."
by Turd Furggison March 3, 2009
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Gorilla

A large, hairy mammal, that it's known for it's call of "Ooh Ooh fucking Ahh."
Jake says: What the fuck's a Gorilla?
Adam says: It's big, hairy and goes "Ooh Ooh fucking Ahh."
by Gorillaman92 October 27, 2008
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Gorilla

A burly cock blocker. Usually a drunk man who tries to feel better about himself and his manliness by barging in uninvited between a guy and a girl having a conversation at a bar and/or club, or any public setting including a bus stop or street corner, and making his advances in a very direct no nonsense type of way.

A man who holds a monopoly over ALL the girls in the group even if he doesn't know them.

A man surrounded by women of very little or no self confidence and he takes advantage of it.

A man of little confidence who tries to feel better about himself by consistently putting down women around him.

A burly man who doesn't know when to call it quits.
Hey baby, you look hot, let's fuck!!

"There are too many gorillas on the dance floor!!"

Guy #1 "Hey I'm going to go talk to that girl in that group over there in between the tall blond and the red head!"

Guy #2 "You're going to have to negotiate through the gorillas."
by max lightning in the butt February 25, 2011
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Gorilla

what persian people call each other

(only persians can call each other that and i am persian you U.S. bitch)
damn you need a hair cut on the leg, you stupid hairy Gorilla
by AmazeKing July 28, 2005
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Gorilla

A little midget boy who thinks that he is better than a chimp. He is mistaken.
by Kristen April 9, 2003
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Gorilla

GREYGOOSE, ROCKS & LIME aka Gorilla or GRL
Hey barkeep, give me a gorilla & keep em comming !!!!
by springer 94 October 10, 2008
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