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goopery

used to describe a jaw-dropping person, place, thing, event, or situation, in a positive way.
Did you hear Beyonce's album? Girl, the goopery...
by b_ubs February 13, 2019
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Sneaky Gopher

When you are with a girl and she doesn't know what holes you are going to go into.
I brought that girl from UND back to her dorm and pulled the Sneaky Gopher on her.
by BoozerUofM January 30, 2010
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double gopher

When you bang two people in the same day/night
"I just fucked Emily"
"Dude what about Rachel"

"I fucked her today too haha"

"No way, you double gophered! Nice Man"
by Steve36 February 25, 2014
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Gomer Pyle

1. A character on the Andy Griffith Show, later on Gomer Pyle,U.S.M.C. Known for the expression "Shazamm!"

2. An insulting nickname for a Marine, esp. a Marine who is prone to screwing up. Made famous in the movie Full Metal Jacket.
1. (Pyle is trying to remember the secret password, Lima Tango)
Gomer Pyle: Don't tell me, don't tell me. It's a bean, it's a bean... Lima.
Sgt. Carter: Lima what Pyle?
Gomer Pyle: Uhhhh... it's a dance, it's a dance... starts with T... I know- Lima Turkey Trot.

2.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: What's your name fat-body?

Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, Leonard Lawrence, sir.

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Lawrence? Lawrence what of Arabia?

Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, No, sir.

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: That name sounds like royalty are
you royalty?

Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, No, sir.

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Do you suck dicks?

Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, No, sir.

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Bullshit. I bet you could suck a golfball through a garden hose.

Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, No, sir.

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: I don't like the name Lawrence, only faggots and sailors are called Lawrence. From now on you're Gomer Pyle.
by Mike Oseranski November 18, 2006
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GoPro effect

That stupid fucking effect when you’re trying to get a full fucking send shot for the gram and the fucking camera makes it look like pussy shit

The GoPro effect is when your camera makes shit look a hell of a lot less steep and makes it look really easy
This effect happens with phones and action cams where the shot doesn’t come out looking as cool
The effect can help to make some shots very rarely look fucking lit but so far the only way to not look like a bitch when hitting jumps on mtb or on bmx or whatever you ride is to just hit the jumps bigger or have a pro camera
Buddy see that master hill over there

-Yeah
I’ll go record you going down it
-ok that shit has a big jump in it

Don’t even worry

-dropping in
Oh dude that was fucking dope
-really let’s see

Dude I forgot about the GoPro effect
-oh shit eh
That’s aight though

-later on the gram-
Pussy ass bitch of a dude, “that’s easy you did literally nothing
-kid come for a rip and see what it really looks like
Pussy ass bitch, “no I’m good I’ll you need to know is yous a bitch”
-fucking GoPro effect
by FriendlyNeighborHoodBrother September 29, 2019
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ass gopher

1. One who makes a home in your ass hole as a gopher would do.

2. an obsessive person. kind of like when you say Zach is so far up Sean's ass it is unbelievable.
Why are you so obsessed with me you fucking ass gopher.
by pimp juice101 December 13, 2006
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whistlin' gopher

In the car business, after a customer asks the salesperson "What's this ONE go fer?". And no matter what the price is, the customer always whistles! Hence a whistlin' gopher!
"So Mr. Salesman whats this one here go fer?" "Well, Mr. Customer, we are asking $9900 for this particular vehicle." (whistlin sound) followed by "thats too much" hence the whistlin' gopher.
by Your Go to Guy January 23, 2009
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