Gootch Pearl

The buildup of skin, hair, blood, pus, feces, semen, scabs, toilet paper and substances from your fingernails after scratching your gootch and walking around with thick thighs creating a morbidly obese high pressure heat and density that creates balls of nastyness for a day or so.

Damn fatass got gootch pearls from not showering for a week, what a fat fuck.

by Farty McCrablice November 9, 2008

Goochy bag

a goochy bag is a bag like thing that you apply over the gooch, men do this to prevent rashes, burns, etc.

dad: hey, timmy! did you put your goochy bag on today?

timmy: yes dad! i made sure i did

dad:good we dont want to run you too the hospital

by Bayjayman February 27, 2008

sweating like a gootch

when you get very sweaty, just like a gootch

god im sweating like a gootch today!!!!

by daveaminal December 9, 2008

Goochy

Something which is extremely stupid,shitty, or halarious.

That retard looks goochy as hell.
That vw beetle looks goochy.
That guy is so fucking goochy.

by GoochGoblin July 11, 2006

Goochy

A synonym for good, and a fun word to say.

That's pretty goochy man.

by PsychoticWalrus January 2, 2017

gootch

Grundle

He got kicked in the gootch!

by Ed K May 6, 2003

goochy

same meaning as gooch only for a woman; the spot between a womans vagina and asswhole.

Her goochy was all sweaty!

by cheese man123 August 24, 2005