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Gonzalo

Gonzalo is an amazing human being. He has been through a lot through his life. It's interesting being his first and only companion and the questions I get asked about him. To be honest with you, he is just down to earth. If you don't know what that means, he is GENUINE. A loving husband and father who will do anything for his two girls.

Don't ever fuck with Gonzalo cause he will put you in line and make you realise what made him disappointed with you.
He has amazing morals and boundaries and will do everything to protect his family.

He knows where he stands on things and always makes sure that things are done properly that he is in control of.

There are other references to his package and bear hugs and I can clarify that is true.
He also has a really amazing selection of music and is actively looking for new stuff to listen to.
If you are lucky he might even do some killer dance moves.
Oh look at me, I'm Gonzalo
by Show Stopper November 24, 2021
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Dirty Gonzalo

Doing autofellatio while another man pegs your asshole without lube.
The other night, I met a man at a bar. Things seemed like they were going well, so we went back to his place and did the Dirty Gonzalo.
by hankythechristmaschew March 19, 2025
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Gonzalo

Es flojo, gordo, un poco gay adicto al free fire

maldita sea es tan gonzalo
joder gonzalo
by chicasad'09 November 22, 2021
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Gonzalo Luque

A fat cunt who is slow as shit in PE lessons and gets on read in snap
Did you see Gonzalo Luque?
Yeah hes taking a fat greasy shit in the bathroom
by Cheeeky monkey March 23, 2023
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Ghetto Gonzalo

Ghetto Gonzalo is a person who is really ghetto,big and mean to his amazing friend nicole
Omg Ghetto Gonzalo is being mean and he looks so big. and look he is being ghetto to shelby
by cashlic September 22, 2021
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