Golden Deciever

noun:
A blonde haired woman that looks young and attractive but, upon closer inpsection, is actually terribly ugly.

Derived from Golden Retriever Dog

As you walking along a street, you spot an attractive blonde from behind. When you see her face you realise she is old or ugly or both. You realise you have been decieved by a Golden Deciever!

by Pauliebabe June 11, 2006

Golden Dawn

The act of awakening a sleeping person via urination onto their body.

I sure gave that Wiccan chick her 'golden dawn'!

by You Take the Wheel September 19, 2010

golden diaper

noun: something that looks good on the outside, but is complete shit on the inside.

Jennifer Lopez was the most shiniest golden diaper of the early part of the last decade.

by Huey Lewis and the Poops December 4, 2010

golden dome

Getting head at the wonderful University of Notre Dame, usually by a chick from St. Mary's.

"Damn, did you hear about Rufio getting that golden dome from that SMC chick in the 24hr lounge?"

"I need to go to Le Mans to get some golden dome before this test."

by CamNF June 9, 2007

golden decker

Urinating into the Upper Deck of the toilet. A spin-off the highly under-rated Upper Decker.

"Dude I just pulled an Golden Decker on this asshat, for being such a douche nozzle"

by IPeeFreely June 22, 2008

The Golden Dream

An Australian Rules Football star in the 70's. Known for his long flowing beautiful golden hair. A top bloke.

Wow who's that good sort in the number 12 jersey?
Oh that's The Golden Dream... he's way out of your league Shazza.

by andrewdenton September 26, 2010

Golden Docking

The act of male genital docking and urinating simultaneously. This requires team co-ordination, timing and a full bladder. The uncircumcised volunteer must fold his foreskin over the head of his circumcised companion. Once successfully docked, the circumcised companion must urinate into his counterparts genitals, thus causing pressure and an eruption which is the climax of this maneuver.

Mr. A: "After we finish docking, would you like a golden shower?"

Mr. B: "Why don't we just kill two birds with one stone?"

Mr. A: I was thinking the same thing! Golden Docking is the ultimate climax!

by Anonymous Docker November 27, 2011