Goaltending

When you try to prevent your crush from dating a different guy.

John sucks, that's why I was goaltending.

by Jrandtheman November 29, 2015

Oklahoma Goaltender

(Requires foreskin) Before cumming pull your foreskin over the head to block it

She was about to finish me off and she pulled an Oklahoma goaltender on me.

by Re alnegro August 24, 2018

Earl Gault 2020

The white nigga that would be the best president the America has.

Hey you should go vote for the white nigga earl gault to be president and be named Earl Gault 2020.

by Earls vice president March 19, 2019

ashton gaulter

Fat bitch, who plays victim while fucking 10 other guys while saying she loves you. Her natural habitat is in the McDonald’s drive through or in a randoms bed fucking for a place to sleep. Beware of this fat bitch she tends to use her racist daddy who is a Sheriff to get you charged and harassed. You want to stay away, while thinking you’re fucking for free you’re not and should get checked for stds fast

Ashton gaulter is a whore

Ashton gaulter is a tire biter

by Joey Joseph John June 15, 2020

Jean Paul Gaultier

Where you cut off your arms and legs and make hardcore nugget porn

“Hey baby let’s do a Jean Paul Gaultier”

by CurrentlyCharizarding March 29, 2024