Gnartard

1. A person famous only for doing moderate to extremely dangerous stunts that most would consider not ONLY dangerous, but quite stupid.

2. A person with an obviously low IQ that over uses cliché surfer language and mannerisms.

I can't believe Jake is so popular for jumping over that car, he's such a gnartard.

by ChaosAxis March 9, 2011

Gnarlatan

A Gnarlatan is a person who pretends to be gnarly at action sports, etc. in order to obtain money, power, fame, or other advantages through pretense or deception. (See Charlatan)

Brody’s a fucking Gnarlatan. He just changed his Insta profile to professional skater/public figure and he can’t even land a Kick flip.

by Gnarlatan March 20, 2023

Gnartard

A total ski bum who thinks they are hot shit but can barely handle an easy blue. They have “shredded gnar for years homie” but is literally on the ground every time you see them.

“Dude my friend Jesse skis only greens, what a fucking gnartard”

by Nick V. January 11, 2026