Glonk

Does absolutely nothing and dies

Danielle's such a glonk watching tv and eating Doritos all day

by Glonk.rotter August 30, 2018

glondoor

If you don't feel like looking for a car online, Glondoor is the guy you get to fight the used-car dealers in a stone-circle death match to make sure you don't get ripped off.

I was going to pay $6000 for a lemon at that dealership until Glondoor ripped the guy's face off. Boy was I relieved.

by Aqua_Mann March 23, 2008

Glong

The sticky residue left behind after failing in removing a sticker. Often seen as whitish in color, but with time it is common to turn more brownish and also loses its stickiness.

Person one: What happened to the sticker I put on your mirror?

Person two: I took it off. I'm just glad it didn't leave any glong behind. If it had I would have been pissed. That shit takes forever to come off.

by Lyston879 September 19, 2009

globnick

The act of agreeing that an incident or occurrence never happened

After mistakenly referring to his fiance as a "whore", the two agreed to globnick.

by Latke January 31, 2004

Gloobenshmire

The cheesy substance that builds up in the space between youre ballsack and your asshole. The texture is similar to toe jam.

Robert: Damn dude, i got some major gloobenshmire going on here.
Ricky: Ewwwwww stay away from me man.... i dont wanna get all glooby.

by notyourmomsloverman September 27, 2011

glonging

To collapse into your seat at the theater thereby hitting the knees of the unfortunate person behind you.

A dangerous practice that might cause you to be sued for personal injury.

Pronounced with a soft "g" in the middle, as in "plunging", "lounging", "fringed" and "margin".

"Hey, lady! Will you puh-leese stop glonging back into your seat? You're hurting my knees."

by maranathasoon August 21, 2019

gloobanga

When you a person only pursues a Male/Female to cum in their Asshole

I am part of the church of Gloobanga.
I am Gloobanging her.
Did you see how that Gloobanger took that niggafart like a pro?!

by Professional Gloobanger May 18, 2023