Girl Scouts of America

An organization that is not dedicated teaching young girls good morals, but a business dedicated making profit from selling cookies.

In short: Cookie Terrorist

The car bombing last week was a result of the terrorist organization, Girl Scouts of America, whose vicious tactics have resulting in the purchase of 5.324 trillion boxes of their Samoa Cookies.

by Andrew and Rebecca November 18, 2009

girl scouts cookies

Very potent weed, DO NOT smoke it bfor school or work................a blunt will have you gone.

"Bro I smoked some girl scouts cookies
and I cant get outta my seat"

by Ajizzle November 23, 2013

Jesus Girl Scout

A Girl Scout that try's to sell cookies... and try’s to sell you a religion because surprise they are also a Jehovah’s witness

Jesus Girl Scout:“I would like to sell you cookies... and a spot in heaven!”

Person: “Go away you stupid Jesus Girl Scout”

by Cancer dog March 8, 2020

girl scout juice

refers to lighter fluid when camping or attempting to spark a flame or blow something up.

I'm havin a hard time gettin this fire goin, wanna toss me the girl scout juice?

by Michael Chandler December 10, 2007

Girl Scout Cookies

Crack cocaine for those who don't do drugs

YO, you got some girl scout cookies? I'm feindin
Ya man i'tll cost you a dub for some thin mints

by yodaddyandyourmommy January 7, 2012

Girl scout cookies

Overpriced cookies sold by adolescent girls, known to have addictive qualities.

Girl Scout cookies are like a drug, once you start consuming them, you can’t stop.

by KingOfPotatoes May 5, 2018

Girl Scout Honor

using three fingers

george would never get the girl scout honor with brittany

by mary kay October 14, 2003