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Gilling it

Like the term 'killing it' but ten times worse.

To achieve this requires failing in the worst way possible.
- So did you chat that girl up?
- Yeah I asked her if she was into tentacle rape porn
- Dude, you totally gilled it.
- Yeah I'm gilling it
by AJTA March 10, 2009
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Golding

The act of placing pound coins into ones foreskin.
Dave was excellent at golding he managed to get eight pound coins into his foreskin.
by Orbitron October 8, 2008
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Gillington

A Pirates of the Caribbean slash pairing featuring James Norrington and Lieutinent Gillette (the one who made the mermaid comment to Elizabeth).
I'm an obsessive Gillington shipper
by Lady_Yaoi July 30, 2008
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Gilling

Gilling is the act of inserting a raw small to mid sized fish into a vagina or anus with the mouth facing outwards, and having a penis penetrate the mouth for the purposes of intercourse. Often done in an attempt to increase tightness and odour quality.

If there is ejaculate remaining in the fish it is optional to use it in a fish based dish afterwards, like a chowder or stock.
Boy I sure did enjoy gilling the Thompsons daughter the other week.
by droidroi December 27, 2018
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Flap Gliding

Flap Gliding is an extreme sport originating from Russia circa 1992. It involves the stretching of a womans labia to proportions sufficient that they can be used in the event of a fall from great height as 'wings'.

Believed to have been inspired by the invention of winged panty-liners, the first known incident occured after a prop failure on a microlight caused the female pilot to bail out without a parachute. Her fall from 12,700ft left her uninjured as she landed safely 28 miles from her origin.

The modern incarnation of the sport is typically contested by couples due to the rigourous training and preparation invovled. The 'pilot' wears a custom vertical saddle pole which generates a vacuum, upon which the 'wing' will sit, using her body as a rudder. The pilot will then grasp the excess labia meat and position his body in a star pose, pulling the labia taught in the process. Whilst novices often use ankle clamps for added tension, veterans will grip solely with fingers and toes.

With the growing popularity of the sport a competitive league has been suggested. It is understood that Red Bull are in sponsorship negotiations.
Gareth: What did you get up to at the weekend?

Jon: Well, the weather was nice so Mel and I went flap gliding.

Gareth: Ooo...I hear that's fun?

Jon: It's good for the back too.
by JonnyMSC October 26, 2009
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Gillingham

A town in the south east UK. Do not travel here unless absolutely necessary. Walking down the high street has been proven to cause crippling depression. Common sightings include crackheads doing their Iceland shopping in their dressing gown, gangs of year 9 wannabe roadmen who will beef you for no reason to look hard Infront of their dedoid friends, and crackhead men driving about in their second hand BMWs in their full Adidas tracksuit thinking they're the dog's bollocks despite living off the dole since they left school. Gillingham is best known for its football team and it's resident world-class rapper Prezzaman.
"where did you go last weekend?"
"I popped into Gillingham to see a mate, I now have depression"
by BorisOurLordAndSaviour February 20, 2021
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Gelding

A Male that haven't produced any child
Look at the gelding youth
by dremcewan June 16, 2019
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