Ghostie

When you take a shit and it slides past the U-bend so fast it seemingly vanishes

Adam: dude I'm freaked out
Michael: what happened

Adam: just took a ghostie

by JerkinTheGerkin April 6, 2016

Ghostying

verb.
The act of having intercourse with a feline (or any other animal), causing it to die.

Derived from a person on the Discord platform.

Past tense: Ghostyed
3rd person present: Ghostys
Present participle: Ghostying

Person 1: Bro, I might just ghostying your cat tomorrow. Watch out.
Person 2: WHAT

by Banana Joseph 1 July 21, 2021

Ghosties

Ghosties are the dead souls of Toast soldiers that failed to reach level nine rank in Call Of Duty Ghosts, they often try 360 no scoping to hunt their prey, but they fail miserable since they're toast and have no fingers, toes, eyes, noses, ears, hands, legs, or any other body parts.

Oh shit the ghosties are back and they are no scoping even faster.

by NinjaTodd January 18, 2015

ghostie

the best person discord and may also be gay

the gay kid ghostie is here

by gay4lyfe May 10, 2022

Ghostie

Someone who ghosts someone else aka stops communication with them without reason or justification even after attempts by the other person to continue conversing.

"Hey you still talk to Tina?" - Person 1
"Nah she's a fuckin ghostie" - Person 2
"Really? wtf happened???" - Person 1
"I dunno? She just stopped returning my texts outta the blue! I don't fucking know why!" - Person 2
"Wow what a fuckin ghostie" - Person 1

by EggFuYungAtHeart January 25, 2022

ghostie

Someone who's never around; you never see them.

"Why do you think I call you 'Ghostie'? Mostly because you're impossible to see" -Punchline

by captaintrips September 14, 2009

ghostie

a ghost blowjob, getting blown by the supernatural, such as a spectre, or a phantom

"I went to the Haunted Hayride and I got a ghostie!"
"Was it good?"

by aafg103f November 11, 2015