pulling a gerry

When someone bikes an incredibly long distance from his house in an urban area and locks the bike up on the sidewalk. You and your friends all over 21 and are out of college and this guy still bikes everywhere, not answering his cell phone so you don't know where he is or when he's getting there. You then hang your head in shame and pretend you don't know him.

Friend on bike: "Hey guys (sweating profusely), is the bar closed yet, I just biked 12 miles to get here.

You: "OMG dude, you have a car and are 24 years old, and yes! The bar is closed; it's 2:15AM.

Friend on bike: Damn, I’m gonna start biking home now.

Drunk Friend: Oh god, he is always pulling a gerry!

by philfromphilly February 17, 2008

Gerrardo

A blatant display of mard-arsed cheating.

"Did you see Torres then? He ran into the box in the 90th minute and threw himself at the floor like he'd been shot"

"Well what do you expect? They are 1-0 down. An amazing display of Gerrardo from the lad"

by attackweasel January 6, 2010

Gerry Cherry

An old ladies vagina

My friend was into older women, he couldn’t get enough Gerry Cherry.

by JHawley73 April 30, 2019

Gerrald

a 50/50 angel and devil, a determined person at striving for his goals, he either takes things really seriously or he only wants to have fun. never get into an argument with him, you can never win, he is always 1 step ahead of you and thinks rationally. he never lets his emotions control him, an extremely fun guy to have around and a must have at parties. usually athletic kid in the class, and does well in school. he never lets set backs stop him, he always has his head in the game without fail. he doesnt really charm any girls but he is still attractive nonetheless.

is that the athletic kid from our class, gerrald? yes hes so cute! i heard he has a dark side too, he seems very chill to hang out with though

by supgerrald July 4, 2020

Gerry News

Gerry News - Is a channel in a Discord server known as UTMP, that channel is made for TvGerry so he can post his shitposts and effortless news, some of them aren't even news!
TvGerry was the only person who was able posts, but than he added 90% of the active discord server members.

B- Hey! i just visited UTMP and saw a funny joke on Gerry News!
G- Oh Cool! What it is it?
B- Brickus Brockus!
G- I'm unfriending you

by 5L1M3 March 1, 2021

pulling a gerrit

when a guy is thrusted into a someone's boobs with so much intensity it is possible to bite it unintentionally.

"Bob totally pulled a Gerrit on Kenzie today!"

Guy walks in crying
Friend "Whats the matter?"
Guy "i was just pulling a Gerrit on Lared. i didn't mean to"
Friend "oh my gawd, im so sorry man!"
Guy " i know, man. i know."

by flats117 December 7, 2009

Gerri

1. she's sexy, and she knows it

2. a ridiculously hot woman that is always home alone because her beauty makes men think she already has a date. and so she has none.
3. a girl that you can get expert advice from. on any subject at all. thats right, she knows everything. all of it. really.

"i wish i knew the answer."

"call Gerri, she'll know."

"you're so pretty. i hope you don't end up like Gerri!"
"yes, poor Gerri. so gorgeous, and so lonely..."

"i'm Gerri, and i know it."

by who's your mama July 3, 2014