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garchomp

Arguably the best non-uber Pokemon in the game. The standard Garchomp moveset is:
Garchomp @ Yache Berry
Nature: Adamant/Jolly
EVs: 255 Atk/255 Spe
- Dragon Claw/Outrage
- Earthquake
- Swords Dance
- Fire Fang

With just one swords dance, this Pokemon is capable of OHKOing the vast majority of Pokemon and 2HKOing the rest of them. He has one of the highest attack stats of non-ubers and just enough speed to outrun Pokemon like Salamence, as well as a HP stat that is well above average. He only has two weakness and with a Yache berry, he can even overcome (in many cases) his 4x weakness to ice attacks. If you do not have a reliable Garchomp counter in your team, be prepared to lose a lot of matches, as it is, according to Smogon, the most overused Pokemon in the game. There has even been some debate as to whether he should be considered uber, as he really is that good.
Garchomp is sent out...
"Oh shit, not another Garchomp."
by tasman87 October 13, 2008
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Garchomp4110 is the best playe.
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Garachi

A game created by two students at a satellite PSU campus.

The game uses a small suction cup dildo, able to be thrown into the air and hopefully landed. If you land the dildo and it suctions to the ground, it counts for one point. If you land the dildo and it suctions to a wall, it counts for two points. If you land it twice in a row, double the points for wherever it landed. Example: Hit the wall and suctioned twice, 4 points. It is required that each landing is followed by yelling "GARACHI!"

The game is on going, and can last hours, days, weeks, months, or even years.

Points are kept in tallies of 5 on a white board under each contestant's name.

Happy Garachi-ing!
Person 1: "Hey, I'm bored and want to do something."
Person 2: "I got you covered. Let's play a game of Garachi."
Person 1: "F**k yeah! I can't wait to grab and throw the penis!"
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GatchaLife

A app used by anime kids and pedophiles that should, along with it's userbase, be wiped off the face of the Earth.
Dumbass: I love Gatchalife!

Every rational human being in the same room: *Loads assault rifle*
by AnAverageUser January 10, 2021
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Pulling a Garch

Interrupting a conversation to make a point that is either wildly misguided, completely off-topic, or factually incorrect because you think that you read or heard it somewhere.
Teacher: Let's take a look at this graph that looks like Mickey Mouse
Matthew: Is that a Fourier transformation? A Fourier transform can draw any image using just rotating circ--
Teacher: No. It's a graph that looks like Mickey Mouse.
Warren: Matthew always be pulling a Garch like that.
by Sanjobanjo November 2, 2020
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narfle the garthog

My friends and I picked up this phrase from the Coneheads movie in the early 90's. We adapted it to make fun of the guys hooking up with less than perfect girls out at the clubs or where ever.
Hey Atz what is Tim doing with that hosebeast over there?

That fool, he's trying to narfle the garthog.
by Atzlan Masobwikam July 17, 2004
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gatch

"Man, his wife left him for his brother. That is gatch!"

"He got in a fight, now his face is messed up gatch!"
by Me Ahna July 20, 2005
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