gerfunkenrub

A word meaning anything sexual, often used by teenyboppers and teenagers. One day, all will use gerfunkenrub.

Damn, I gerfunkenrubbed THAT last week.

I'm going to go gerfunkenrub in the privacy of my own home now.

by Aweso.. January 11, 2008

garfuckel

to masturbate/ejaculate while under the influence of psychedelic psychoactives

Dudebro 1: Dude, I got these 'shrooms from my brother's friend. You want to garfuckel tomorrow?
Dudebro 2: Yeah, man, I haven't jacked it in, like, four days. I'm gonna explode!

by Sunny Sanchez January 9, 2008

Garfunkel

The more outgoing person in a pair.

Origin: refers to folk- rock 1960s duo Simon and Garfunkel. Art Garfunkel, who did not write or play an instrument, arguably was the better singer of the two. He was also more personable/talkative. In a way, the "sidekick" of Simon.

He's the Garfunkel in that relationship.

by VAKI5 May 7, 2005

gafunkt

to get down with ur bad self and make sure u make u look like an asshole doing it

charlie:yo that party was crazy

billy:yea that one dude reely knew how to gafunkt

charlie:yea he looked like a complete asshole

by scribblydodadaizy May 2, 2009

garfunckled

To have sex with

Alex Trebek: The category is "Members of Simon and Garfunckle."

(Sean Connery buzzes in)

Trebek: Yes, Sean Connery...

Connery: I garfunckled your mother last night.

by CarolinaGuy July 13, 2003

Garfinkle strut

To strut one's stuff walking from one end of the cafeteria to another. Hand on hip is a must. And the turn at the finale of the walk is a must see.

A: damm, look at Pam work it
K: Um-huh, she working that hard
A: Making me hard
K: that's why its called the Garfinkle strut

by UtsUts July 17, 2006

Garfunkel

when u put ur tip on somebody else’s tip

love to Garfunkel

by Garfunkellover69 December 4, 2019