Mr. Garcia

A spanish teacher that probably 48 years old, bald fuck, from Mexico and most likely an illegal, tells you "cellphone time over" when class starts , uses other teachers powerpoints to give the class as notes and gives you 5 minutes to copy it down. Has told his students "come at me" before. This bitch ass notifies you about having a quiz the day before usually on a fucking thursday. This bitch always moving you across the room and resorting to force if you don't comply. Will write referrals even if you don't do anything. Typically has sexual intentions for 14-15 year old girls and never yells at them. Binge watches questionable content during our quizzes/tests or stares directly at you as your trying to concentrate. Like to take a piss in the boys bathroom rather than the staff bathroom. Will watch students pee if he is suspicious of them. Nigga usually doesn't let anyone go anywhere anyways.

James: Can i go use the restroom

Mr.Garcia: No go sit down

James: Please i need to go ill be real quick

Mr.Garcia: I said no

James: Stop being a Mr.Garcia.

Mr.Garica: *Writes Referral*

Mr. Garcia

by Mr. Garcia Himself March 2, 2019

garchomp

Arguably the best non-uber Pokemon in the game. The standard Garchomp moveset is:
Garchomp @ Yache Berry
Nature: Adamant/Jolly
EVs: 255 Atk/255 Spe
- Dragon Claw/Outrage
- Earthquake
- Swords Dance
- Fire Fang

With just one swords dance, this Pokemon is capable of OHKOing the vast majority of Pokemon and 2HKOing the rest of them. He has one of the highest attack stats of non-ubers and just enough speed to outrun Pokemon like Salamence, as well as a HP stat that is well above average. He only has two weakness and with a Yache berry, he can even overcome (in many cases) his 4x weakness to ice attacks. If you do not have a reliable Garchomp counter in your team, be prepared to lose a lot of matches, as it is, according to Smogon, the most overused Pokemon in the game. There has even been some debate as to whether he should be considered uber, as he really is that good.

Garchomp is sent out...
"Oh shit, not another Garchomp."

by tasman87 October 13, 2008

gaucious

(pronounced Gow-Shuss)To be really hungry, or desperate for something, feeling empty or unfulfilled, also something unsubstantial or something that's wearing thin..thought to be derived from gauzeious, like a gause, full of holes and see thru!!

Man I'm gaucious, i could eat a horse. or: Need some new jeans, these are gettin' gaucious.
or: drop it man, you been goin on about it all day, its gaucious!!!

by Dipsway April 21, 2006

Garcity

A hastily assembled collection of tents on a public sidewalk occupied by vagrants.

Did the Mayor of Los Angeles create the Garcity?

by DonnieLA June 22, 2019

Garchomp4110

The best fortnite player.

Garchomp4110 is the best playe.

by TTVGar January 29, 2020

elison garcia

loves the color purple, Makes you fall down faster then two jiggles of a jack rabbits ass, often called peanut, he likes pussy a whole lot, was wearing on november 12th 2010, is in love with jenna jordan (not the pornstar) likes to play call of duty naked in bed all day and doesnt except himself .

im not looking for a elison garcia right now .

victoria rodriguez wants some elison garcia

by classmates ;) November 15, 2010

Luis Garcia

A football player born in Barcelona, Spain.
Signed for Liverpool from Barcelona in 2004 under new manager Rafael Benitez.
Plays on the wing or as a striker.

Luis Garcia scored a great goal against Juventus.

by A-l-e-x September 30, 2005