grandad

An exclamation guaranteed to cause confusion and possible upset, particularly when used during coitus.

Man: "Oh yeah baby.....Mmm hmmm..."

Woman: "Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah...."

Man: "Uh, uh, uh, uh...oh yeah....oh fuck...I'm gonna...I'm gonna...GRANDAD!!!!"

Woman: "WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?!?! Get off of me and get the fuck out of my house you sick freak!!"

by The Mongo Collective January 14, 2008

grandaded

you knee some innocent sole in the thigh
it hurts
and afterwards they walk like a grandad.
this is the concept we all know and love.

hardeep grandaded me yesterday :(

by Charley351 November 25, 2007

Grandad Bod

An advanced form of Dad Bod characterized by a rotund belly, fat rolls and a male muffin top. Causes can include excessive alcohol consumption, junk food and grad school.

I had a Dad Bod 15lbs ago. Now, I’ve developed a grandad bod.

by Carlson Douchebag 2021 May 20, 2020

Sexy grandad legs

When someone has kinda good legs but not really

Jessica: how do I look?
Tumblrina: you have sexy grandad legs.
Jessica: what?
Tumblrina:I said you have sexy grandad legs you idiot.
Jessica: what does that mean?
Tumblrina: ssssssssssssshhhhhh
Jessica: o..ok

by A horrible human June 2, 2018

Graandady

The best meme account in Instagram

Graandady left Instagram

by Jeffeer683 June 24, 2019

Urban Grandad

A new generation of hipster, 28+ male found in cities. Rocking a flat cap, checked flannel shirt and old man Cardigan. Far less edgy than a hipster, they may or may not have a beard and they generally work in middle management and like to spend weekends on meditation retreats, having nice weekends with family and friends and not drinking the latest on trend craft beer.

Celeb Urban grandads include Matthew Edmondson radio one and John Richardson comedian

I Really like Matt, he’s such a nice guy, he had a cool cardigan on last week, when he told me he liked my jumper, he’s such an Urban Grandad.

by Flip flop 80 April 25, 2019

grandad

where somone hits someone else in the area above the kneecap on the side of the left leg with their own knee. why? because its bloody funny (only if it works)!! the consequense of this will be the other person hopping on one leg shouting swear words,while u and ur m8s r laghing like hell. also some advice: always give a grandad when the other person is noot expecting and make sure u r standing up when doing it. there are adaptions of the grandad like a 'running grandad', the 'spinny' and a 'flying grandad'.

'oi m8 i think u'v got a grandad'!!!!!

by Mikey November 8, 2004