magic the gathering

Dangerous to those that can't add or subtract.

examples:

1/1 + +1/+1 = 2/2

also: 20 - 23 = -3 = you lose, you fucking trog

^-spooky math

by trappy April 19, 2005

Wandering eye

When a certain person in a relationship sees someone he or she is mentally or physically attracted to other then his significant other.

Josh was dating Emily, but he had a huge wandering eye for the new girl at school.

by skdjfhf October 26, 2008

rainbow gathering

1. a non-monetary gathering for peace and community; occurs constantly both nationally and globally. barter welcome, but no alchohol allowed in the gathering proper. opposite of babylon.

"I had a blast helping out a kitchen at the rainbow gathering last summer."

by 2day September 23, 2005

graydering

When you try to let wind out quietly in public but the end result is audible.

1. Bob was graydering earlier today, it sounded awful and smelt bad too.
2. Alexandra was in a silent aeroplane museum when she did a gray de. I heard it loud and clear. She was very embarrassed for herself.

by Mr. Bird Poo July 25, 2013

wandering woman

The wandering women is hard to spot.

Her stunning looks will distract you from realizing what she actually wants.
A ride home, food, a date for the night, or maybe just a friend.
Some call her a lost soul looking for somewhere rest.
some simply call her a bum.
This Blonde, tan skin, blue eyed girl is the girl of your dreams.

She will wander into your life
poke around

then wander out.
No one knows what she's looking for or what she wants.

Bro 1: Bro what happen to that chick you used to be seeing?
Bro 2: Bro I honestly have no idea, I think she's a tease

Bro 1: She's a "wandering woman" bro, let her go. A lost soul.

by The kid with swim trunks January 22, 2015

Gardening at night

The act of urinating in bushes after dark. The phrase is attributable to the R.E.M. song of the same name, written after the band was driving in a van after a show in the early 1980's and directed the van's driver, drummer Bill Berry, to pull to the side of the road so that the other band members could engage in some "night gardening" on the roadside bushes.

The cops gave him a ticket because he was caught gardening at night over off Broad Street.

by Laertes513 February 17, 2015

Wandering Dick Syndrome

Being in the medical field I see many different "syndromes." Sadly many patients contract several sexually transmitted diseases, and pass them on to their significant others due to this WDS. Being unable to keep it in their pants, for whatever reason and constantly seeking sex with other partners due to

lack of sexual commitment or sexual loyalty to one person which is WDS; Wandering Dick Syndrome.

Having displayed WDS behavior repeatedly, by being unable to display any self control sexually , resulting in sexual betrayal for his partner. Lacking the desire or ability to be true and loyal sexually to his significant other who he professes to love and have a sexual commitment to is WDS... Wandering Dick Syndrome.

by Jaded Gailen August 7, 2017